Xander Grzywinski 🐀
@xander.wtf
porcelain punk🤘🏻| platform engineer @giantswarm.io | seattle, wa | he/him | disaster bi 🩷💜💙
📸🐦🐘: linktr.ee/XanderG
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I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis.
First, we find a big boat.
Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
First, we find a big boat.
Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis.
First, we find a big boat.
Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
First, we find a big boat.
Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
Hey Minneapolis come to the Bad Moves show for an ass kicking
June 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hey Minneapolis come to the Bad Moves show for an ass kicking
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Making @xander.wtf get a grape ape in Minneapolis and he is sipping it.
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Making @xander.wtf get a grape ape in Minneapolis and he is sipping it.
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Hell yeah new Laura Stevenson record incoming finally some good news and a thing to look forward to!!!!
"LATE GREAT" BY LAURA STEVENSON OUT JUNE 27th ON REALLY RECORDS!! SO EXCITED TO BE RELEASING THIS FREAKIN' SICK RECORD BY ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGWRITERS OF OUR GENERATION IT IS SO GOOOOOD!!
STREAM N WATCH "HONEY" & PRE-ORDER ALL THE COOL SHIT NOW: lr-d.ffm.to/late-great
STREAM N WATCH "HONEY" & PRE-ORDER ALL THE COOL SHIT NOW: lr-d.ffm.to/late-great
May 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hell yeah new Laura Stevenson record incoming finally some good news and a thing to look forward to!!!!
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We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
May 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
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Teenagers didn't think I was cool when I was one, why on earth would they start now?
May 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Teenagers didn't think I was cool when I was one, why on earth would they start now?
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Do you think the conclave binged The Bear and just said fuck it
May 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Do you think the conclave binged The Bear and just said fuck it
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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It’s never too late for you
May 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s never too late for you
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May 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Another one in the books! Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine is live. Congratulations to the release team!
kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...
kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...
Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine
Editors: Agustina Barbetta, Aakanksha Bhende, Udi Hofesh, Ryota Sawada, Sneha Yadav
Similar to previous releases, the release of Kubernetes v1.33 introduces new stable, beta, and alpha features. The c...
kubernetes.io
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another one in the books! Kubernetes v1.33: Octarine is live. Congratulations to the release team!
kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...
kubernetes.io/blog/2025/04...
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condolences to anyone in the United States who will suffer from harsh tariffs imposed by the United States. We believe that the United States will one day be held accountable for the suffering it is inflicting on the United States
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
condolences to anyone in the United States who will suffer from harsh tariffs imposed by the United States. We believe that the United States will one day be held accountable for the suffering it is inflicting on the United States
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Today I’m glad my entire 401k is invested in turnips
April 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Today I’m glad my entire 401k is invested in turnips
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Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings!
#KubeCon
#KubeCon
April 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Fun session with @kat.lol, @lookitup.baby, @xander.wtf, and Marly Salazar eating progressively hotter wings!
#KubeCon
#KubeCon
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& of course the fabulous and just as regretful host… “is this really what cloud native means?”
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
& of course the fabulous and just as regretful host… “is this really what cloud native means?”
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The faces of regret at The Hot Wings challenge contestants at #kubecon @lookitup.baby @jeefy.dev @kat.lol sched.co/1txH0
April 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The faces of regret at The Hot Wings challenge contestants at #kubecon @lookitup.baby @jeefy.dev @kat.lol sched.co/1txH0
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"are you in a band btw?" yes london, i am
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"are you in a band btw?" yes london, i am
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This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10
February 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10
Interview prepping for the first time in years and I think maybe my favorite LeetCode problem is wrapping a binary tree around my throat until I choke.
February 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Interview prepping for the first time in years and I think maybe my favorite LeetCode problem is wrapping a binary tree around my throat until I choke.
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Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh man could you imagine if Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson had some sort of ad agency
Let the rats inherit the earth
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Let the rats inherit the earth