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This banana ice cream I made for Thanksgiving is the best ice cream I've ever made and possibly the best ice cream I've ever eaten.
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This banana ice cream I made for Thanksgiving is the best ice cream I've ever made and possibly the best ice cream I've ever eaten.
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
Thankful for the British for making eating on Sunday
Replies off coz, Americans, you can't compete with the British Sunday Roast. We prefer our roast potatoes UNcandied thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thankful for the British for making eating on Sunday
Where to begin..
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Saltwater crocodile baby
Platypus
Sandhill crane
Coachwhip snake
Grizzly bear
Saltwater crocodile baby
Platypus
Sandhill crane
Coachwhip snake
Grizzly bear
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Where to begin..
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Leave Houston outta this shit man
"If this is true, then we have a major problem, Houston," wrote Estonian lawmaker Marko Mihkelson, in response to the report.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Leave Houston outta this shit man
Last night.
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Last night.
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Just dreaming about turkey sandwiches
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just dreaming about turkey sandwiches
Back at the River Oaks for the Benoit Blanc movie
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Back at the River Oaks for the Benoit Blanc movie
This was the best turkey I've ever made, and I'm a damn fine turkey chef already, so excuse me while I marvel at my own skills a bit
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This was the best turkey I've ever made, and I'm a damn fine turkey chef already, so excuse me while I marvel at my own skills a bit
I'm so full and gf is now taking me to someone else's house to eat brisket
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm so full and gf is now taking me to someone else's house to eat brisket
Bread pudding, sweet potato pie and banana ice cream
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bread pudding, sweet potato pie and banana ice cream
She's a little bit ugly, but she's a keeper
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
She's a little bit ugly, but she's a keeper
The wing fell off transferring it to the cutting board lol. I don't think this meat will be too tough
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The wing fell off transferring it to the cutting board lol. I don't think this meat will be too tough
Hand churned cinnamon butter
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hand churned cinnamon butter
Funny coming from the guy who sacrificed Charlie Kirk so he could make a white baby
JD Vance is claiming that when settlers arrived in the New World, they “found widespread child sacrifice” and that “Christian civilization ended the practice.”
Archaeologists and historians, including experts in North American Indigenous history, say this is a complete fabrication.
Archaeologists and historians, including experts in North American Indigenous history, say this is a complete fabrication.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Funny coming from the guy who sacrificed Charlie Kirk so he could make a white baby
Is Mamdani at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade or is he a total failure as a mayor??
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Is Mamdani at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade or is he a total failure as a mayor??
Corn bread done.
Butternut squash soup done
Turkey in the over
Tea on the stove
Left to do:
Peel eggs for deviled
Make whipped cream
Make cinnamon butter
Stir fry green beans and mushrooms
Make gravy
Not 100% sure I'm going to make the whipped cream because I made ice cream but idk why not
Butternut squash soup done
Turkey in the over
Tea on the stove
Left to do:
Peel eggs for deviled
Make whipped cream
Make cinnamon butter
Stir fry green beans and mushrooms
Make gravy
Not 100% sure I'm going to make the whipped cream because I made ice cream but idk why not
Today:
1) churn ice cream
2) bake sweet potato pie(s) (had enough of crust dough and filling for two)
3) mashed potatoes
4) made bread pudding
5) butternut squash soup started in crockpot
1) churn ice cream
2) bake sweet potato pie(s) (had enough of crust dough and filling for two)
3) mashed potatoes
4) made bread pudding
5) butternut squash soup started in crockpot
Today:
1) bread for leftover sandwiches
1.1) bacon too
1.2) pickled red onions too
2) roasted sweet potatoes for the pie
2.1) pie crust dough
3) boiled eggs for deviled eggs
4) chicken stock
5) made custard for ice cream
6) sharpen knives
Not bad I think
1) bread for leftover sandwiches
1.1) bacon too
1.2) pickled red onions too
2) roasted sweet potatoes for the pie
2.1) pie crust dough
3) boiled eggs for deviled eggs
4) chicken stock
5) made custard for ice cream
6) sharpen knives
Not bad I think
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Corn bread done.
Butternut squash soup done
Turkey in the over
Tea on the stove
Left to do:
Peel eggs for deviled
Make whipped cream
Make cinnamon butter
Stir fry green beans and mushrooms
Make gravy
Not 100% sure I'm going to make the whipped cream because I made ice cream but idk why not
Butternut squash soup done
Turkey in the over
Tea on the stove
Left to do:
Peel eggs for deviled
Make whipped cream
Make cinnamon butter
Stir fry green beans and mushrooms
Make gravy
Not 100% sure I'm going to make the whipped cream because I made ice cream but idk why not
Today:
1) churn ice cream
2) bake sweet potato pie(s) (had enough of crust dough and filling for two)
3) mashed potatoes
4) made bread pudding
5) butternut squash soup started in crockpot
1) churn ice cream
2) bake sweet potato pie(s) (had enough of crust dough and filling for two)
3) mashed potatoes
4) made bread pudding
5) butternut squash soup started in crockpot
Today:
1) bread for leftover sandwiches
1.1) bacon too
1.2) pickled red onions too
2) roasted sweet potatoes for the pie
2.1) pie crust dough
3) boiled eggs for deviled eggs
4) chicken stock
5) made custard for ice cream
6) sharpen knives
Not bad I think
1) bread for leftover sandwiches
1.1) bacon too
1.2) pickled red onions too
2) roasted sweet potatoes for the pie
2.1) pie crust dough
3) boiled eggs for deviled eggs
4) chicken stock
5) made custard for ice cream
6) sharpen knives
Not bad I think
Ready for turkey sandwiches
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Today:
1) churn ice cream
2) bake sweet potato pie(s) (had enough of crust dough and filling for two)
3) mashed potatoes
4) made bread pudding
5) butternut squash soup started in crockpot
1) churn ice cream
2) bake sweet potato pie(s) (had enough of crust dough and filling for two)
3) mashed potatoes
4) made bread pudding
5) butternut squash soup started in crockpot
Soccer sucks
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Soccer sucks
This is the proper response
My sister said she’s tired of Turkey for Thanksgiving so I asked her what she wanted instead and she answered “a roast” so i told her she’s ugly because she was adopted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is the proper response