Xandermass
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This had to have hurt Sooz's ego at least a little to find out she's not a celebrity
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This had to have hurt Sooz's ego at least a little to find out she's not a celebrity
Last night.
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Last night.
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Back at the River Oaks for the Benoit Blanc movie
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Back at the River Oaks for the Benoit Blanc movie
Bread pudding, sweet potato pie and banana ice cream
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bread pudding, sweet potato pie and banana ice cream
She's a little bit ugly, but she's a keeper
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
She's a little bit ugly, but she's a keeper
The wing fell off transferring it to the cutting board lol. I don't think this meat will be too tough
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The wing fell off transferring it to the cutting board lol. I don't think this meat will be too tough
Hand churned cinnamon butter
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hand churned cinnamon butter
"Wait'll I get my hands on you, ya punk!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Wait'll I get my hands on you, ya punk!"
Next time you're in an HEB, buy yourself a pint of this. It's the best ice cream I've ever had.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Next time you're in an HEB, buy yourself a pint of this. It's the best ice cream I've ever had.
Ready for turkey sandwiches
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ready for turkey sandwiches
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
Knives sharp and ready
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Knives sharp and ready
And this is how my Thanksgiving bullshit starts, by ensuring the leftovers have a proper vehicle for consumption
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And this is how my Thanksgiving bullshit starts, by ensuring the leftovers have a proper vehicle for consumption
If you know, you know
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you know, you know
Brooks and Doo's "Boot Scoobin Boogie"
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Brooks and Doo's "Boot Scoobin Boogie"
Baleada - not a giant taco. The bread has a texture somewhere between a tortilla and a chapati. Great alternative to Mexican if you can get your hands on it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Baleada - not a giant taco. The bread has a texture somewhere between a tortilla and a chapati. Great alternative to Mexican if you can get your hands on it.
Bro, have you seen this shirt???
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bro, have you seen this shirt???
Timmy Chan's chicken and rice
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Timmy Chan's chicken and rice