Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
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Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Does it need to be said?
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories
1. His mom moved in because she was old and frail, but not so old and frail she couldn't bitch and moan that "you shouldn't cook together. that's the woman's job" and kept up her whining to drag him out of the kitchen.
2. His parents insisted that he not move in ahead of marriage because /1
2. His parents insisted that he not move in ahead of marriage because /1
I have seen several relationships, within my own friend group, that got bombed like this by one set of parents or the other.
I didn't let my parents do this to me and bae, but I've def seen others fall prey.
Ppl need to be told to f*** all the way off and let others have their peace.
I didn't let my parents do this to me and bae, but I've def seen others fall prey.
Ppl need to be told to f*** all the way off and let others have their peace.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
1. His mom moved in because she was old and frail, but not so old and frail she couldn't bitch and moan that "you shouldn't cook together. that's the woman's job" and kept up her whining to drag him out of the kitchen.
2. His parents insisted that he not move in ahead of marriage because /1
2. His parents insisted that he not move in ahead of marriage because /1
I don't usually brag about these, but nailing this in 3 was an accomplishment
Wordle 1,609 3/6*
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November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I don't usually brag about these, but nailing this in 3 was an accomplishment
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What are you doing, Internet?
Go home.
You're drunk.
Go home.
You're drunk.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What are you doing, Internet?
Go home.
You're drunk.
Go home.
You're drunk.
Job Creators.
Trickle Down.
Titans of Industry.
Fountainhead.
If you tax them too much, they'll leave the country.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trickle Down.
Titans of Industry.
Fountainhead.
If you tax them too much, they'll leave the country.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Italy probes claim that tourists paid to go to Bosnia to kill besieged civilians
Italians and others are alleged to have paid large sums to fire at Bosnians risking their lives in besieged Sarajevo.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Job Creators.
Trickle Down.
Titans of Industry.
Fountainhead.
If you tax them too much, they'll leave the country.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trickle Down.
Titans of Industry.
Fountainhead.
If you tax them too much, they'll leave the country.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is the thing where men pretend they don't understand feelings so they can say they're very tough, manly men. Grrr.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is the thing where men pretend they don't understand feelings so they can say they're very tough, manly men. Grrr.
This is why Senate Democrats had to cave so fast.
They needed to deflate this "insurgency" as fast as they could, otherwise they might have be effective, instead of obeying their corporate donors (and AIPAC, who really hates Mamdani).
They needed to deflate this "insurgency" as fast as they could, otherwise they might have be effective, instead of obeying their corporate donors (and AIPAC, who really hates Mamdani).
This point absolutely correct and I will add that Mamdani demonstrates that an insurgency, even one with real moral clarity and anger at the status quo, can still be cheerful and inviting.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is why Senate Democrats had to cave so fast.
They needed to deflate this "insurgency" as fast as they could, otherwise they might have be effective, instead of obeying their corporate donors (and AIPAC, who really hates Mamdani).
They needed to deflate this "insurgency" as fast as they could, otherwise they might have be effective, instead of obeying their corporate donors (and AIPAC, who really hates Mamdani).
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
www.reddit.com/r/AmITheJerk...
I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother.
The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc.
But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.
King: Let the dog cook.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
King: Let the dog cook.
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
@literotica.com posted by first Story Game!
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
In The Mountains - Sci-Fi & Fantasy Story Games - Literotica.com
Mountaintop Retreat, Questionable Hospitality, Sexy Times.
www.literotica.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@literotica.com posted by first Story Game!
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou...
Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter.
You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence.
The hosts *seem* very hospitable...
Sharknado is so *yesterday*.
...
Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
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Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
I've been calling it the Blue Sharknado.
Don’t call it a Blue Wave.
Don’t call it a Blue Tsunami.
It was clearly a #BlueMandate.
#MAGA still calls their 2024 election “victories” a #Mandate when they eked out a 1.4% win.
On Tuesday we walloped #Republicans and made them sniffle. It was a #BlueMandate!!!
We’ve got the momentum!
Don’t call it a Blue Tsunami.
It was clearly a #BlueMandate.
#MAGA still calls their 2024 election “victories” a #Mandate when they eked out a 1.4% win.
On Tuesday we walloped #Republicans and made them sniffle. It was a #BlueMandate!!!
We’ve got the momentum!
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sharknado is so *yesterday*.
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Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
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Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
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This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
www.facebook.com/share/r/1bQh...
This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
This guy is an ignorant piece of shit.
"You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most.
That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod."
Wtf.
No.
No! /1
Cats will have sex with dogs.
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cats will have sex with dogs.
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
My father recounted to me:
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My father recounted to me:
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
Logically speaking...
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Logically speaking...
WE KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
WE KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS.
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My grandfather and his union brothers stole a dump truck and turned it over at the company gates.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My grandfather and his union brothers stole a dump truck and turned it over at the company gates.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
Every Miles Vorkosigan novel:
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every Miles Vorkosigan novel:
Advent Of Code will only be 12 days this year.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Advent Of Code will only be 12 days this year.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
adventofcode.com/2025
And they're taking down the "global leaderboard" because of too much bullshit related to that.
Okay, but Penis Lust and Penis Gluttony are pretty much the same thing, and I'm not even sure what Penis Sloth would be.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Okay, but Penis Lust and Penis Gluttony are pretty much the same thing, and I'm not even sure what Penis Sloth would be.
It refuses to accept "orgy-.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It refuses to accept "orgy-.
My special talent?
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My special talent?
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴
The reading voice I developed from reading my kids to sleep every night for about a decade?
Also puts bae to sleep when she has trouble.
🗣️📖😴