Xenochrony
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Xenochrony
@xenochrony.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Please...my times. They're very interesting.
This is the way.
im going to get elno in a headlock and poop in his butt
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is the way.
Holiday Sweater Jersey
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Holiday Sweater Jersey
Bruce Cockburn should re-release "If I Had a Rocket Launcher", it would probably really resonate with a lot of folks these days.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bruce Cockburn should re-release "If I Had a Rocket Launcher", it would probably really resonate with a lot of folks these days.
When I see a reference to something that happened in 2023 they might as well be talking about the 1980s for how distant it feels. This year has been an absolutely torturous fucking decade.
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
When I see a reference to something that happened in 2023 they might as well be talking about the 1980s for how distant it feels. This year has been an absolutely torturous fucking decade.
Merry Bandcamp Friday Eve
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Merry Bandcamp Friday Eve
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He wondered if he should send the remaining five English muffins to his vegan friend in Sedona.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He wondered if he should send the remaining five English muffins to his vegan friend in Sedona.
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Incognito browsing history wrapped 2025
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Incognito browsing history wrapped 2025
I never thought I'd start a sentence like this, but: According to my phone, the artists I listened to most this year are Ethel Cain, Fucked Up, Car Seat Headrest, Headstones, and Frightened Rabbit. Sounds right. So why does it think my most listened-to song was Crazy On You by Heart? What? When?
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I never thought I'd start a sentence like this, but: According to my phone, the artists I listened to most this year are Ethel Cain, Fucked Up, Car Seat Headrest, Headstones, and Frightened Rabbit. Sounds right. So why does it think my most listened-to song was Crazy On You by Heart? What? When?
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
Not quite sure what to expect when I get home.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Not quite sure what to expect when I get home.
The new culture minister drawing criticism for saying the French language “is precarious throughout North America, rather than saying it is declining in Quebec specifically” is making me nostalgic for the days when Mordecai Richler would declare that French had to be spoken twice as loud as English.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The new culture minister drawing criticism for saying the French language “is precarious throughout North America, rather than saying it is declining in Quebec specifically” is making me nostalgic for the days when Mordecai Richler would declare that French had to be spoken twice as loud as English.
I just read about how stock and bond prices used to contain fractions, and there's an Excel function to convert this "historical" "vintage" data to decimal. I thought I could remember seeing fractional stock prices (never noticed when it stopped); turns out decimalization was implemented in 2001.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just read about how stock and bond prices used to contain fractions, and there's an Excel function to convert this "historical" "vintage" data to decimal. I thought I could remember seeing fractional stock prices (never noticed when it stopped); turns out decimalization was implemented in 2001.
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[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
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Thanksgiving w/my nephew & his wife & family. They're farmers. Eatin'chickens. Eatin' ducks. Milkin' goats. BUT THE TURKEYS ARE PETS
no idea why the line is where the line is BUT THE TURKEYS ARE PETS
Wednesday a guard Pyrenees mauled a pet turkey so it got cooked & everyone in the kitchen was crying
no idea why the line is where the line is BUT THE TURKEYS ARE PETS
Wednesday a guard Pyrenees mauled a pet turkey so it got cooked & everyone in the kitchen was crying
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Thanksgiving w/my nephew & his wife & family. They're farmers. Eatin'chickens. Eatin' ducks. Milkin' goats. BUT THE TURKEYS ARE PETS
no idea why the line is where the line is BUT THE TURKEYS ARE PETS
Wednesday a guard Pyrenees mauled a pet turkey so it got cooked & everyone in the kitchen was crying
no idea why the line is where the line is BUT THE TURKEYS ARE PETS
Wednesday a guard Pyrenees mauled a pet turkey so it got cooked & everyone in the kitchen was crying
The food delivery guy was taking a photo while handing me the bags, and I didn’t realize his hand was caught in the handles, so I was sent a nice picture of me trying to tear his fingers off.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The food delivery guy was taking a photo while handing me the bags, and I didn’t realize his hand was caught in the handles, so I was sent a nice picture of me trying to tear his fingers off.
Okay, I'll play "5 concerts you've seen" (old man edition)
The Clash
Stevie Ray Vaughan (opening for Robert Plant)
James Brown
Oscar Peterson
Max Roach
The Clash
Stevie Ray Vaughan (opening for Robert Plant)
James Brown
Oscar Peterson
Max Roach
*John Lee Hooker
* Red Hot Chili Peppers (Hillel Slovak on Guitar)
* Bad Brains
* Dylan backed by The Heartbreakers (yes, THOSE Heartbreakers), opening for The Grateful Dead
*Fugees
* Red Hot Chili Peppers (Hillel Slovak on Guitar)
* Bad Brains
* Dylan backed by The Heartbreakers (yes, THOSE Heartbreakers), opening for The Grateful Dead
*Fugees
5 concerts you've seen
Elvis Costello & the Attractions
XTC
The Ramones
Harry Chapin
Husker Du
Elvis Costello & the Attractions
XTC
The Ramones
Harry Chapin
Husker Du
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Okay, I'll play "5 concerts you've seen" (old man edition)
The Clash
Stevie Ray Vaughan (opening for Robert Plant)
James Brown
Oscar Peterson
Max Roach
The Clash
Stevie Ray Vaughan (opening for Robert Plant)
James Brown
Oscar Peterson
Max Roach
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happy birthday to all turkeys
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
happy birthday to all turkeys
The Fraud & Firkin
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Fraud & Firkin
and they all moved down on the Group W bench.
Do yall wanna hear a crazy Thanksgiving story? I went to this lady’s restaurant, helped her take a bunch of trash to the dump, and ended up getting arrested for littering. But it actually kept me from getting sent overseas to die in a pointless war.
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
and they all moved down on the Group W bench.
Heading into another workweek already wishing it was next weekend feels like the old gag where the guy is asked why he is banging his head against a wall: “Because it feels so good when I stop!”
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Heading into another workweek already wishing it was next weekend feels like the old gag where the guy is asked why he is banging his head against a wall: “Because it feels so good when I stop!”
The Kraken's mascot being "Buoy", pronounced "boo-ee", takes me back to 8th grade when I was reading to the class, said "buoy" that way and my teacher made me stop and repeat it, and chuckled as he corrected me. "It's pronounced 'boy'" he said. Fuck you, Rick James. (Fucker's name was Rick James.)
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Kraken's mascot being "Buoy", pronounced "boo-ee", takes me back to 8th grade when I was reading to the class, said "buoy" that way and my teacher made me stop and repeat it, and chuckled as he corrected me. "It's pronounced 'boy'" he said. Fuck you, Rick James. (Fucker's name was Rick James.)
I know when to go out.
I know when to stay in.
Get things done.
I know when to stay in.
Get things done.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I know when to go out.
I know when to stay in.
Get things done.
I know when to stay in.
Get things done.
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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It's November 21st, and you know what that means:
It's Beaujolais Nouveau Day, bitchez!
It's Beaujolais Nouveau Day, bitchez!
November 21, 2024 at 1:38 PM
It's November 21st, and you know what that means:
It's Beaujolais Nouveau Day, bitchez!
It's Beaujolais Nouveau Day, bitchez!
I’m not broke, I’m micro-dosing affluence.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m not broke, I’m micro-dosing affluence.