@xpbsib528274.bsky.social
jacked off in the #grinchmeal socks lol @mcdonalds
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
jacked off in the #grinchmeal socks lol @mcdonalds
getting in a fistfight with my son at mcdonalds #grinchmeal
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
getting in a fistfight with my son at mcdonalds #grinchmeal
callin me nan a fuckhead
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
callin me nan a fuckhead
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im reaching the age where i start to become rebellious
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
im reaching the age where i start to become rebellious
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I love how it calls you babe
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I love how it calls you babe
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If a chimp attacked me i would shank it between the ribs no cap
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If a chimp attacked me i would shank it between the ribs no cap
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I’m 7 days old my ears just opened
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m 7 days old my ears just opened
smoking weed and playing chimp attack simulator
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
smoking weed and playing chimp attack simulator
i went pee this one time when i was 11 and i came out of the bathroom and my entire family was gone and i have never seen them since that day
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i went pee this one time when i was 11 and i came out of the bathroom and my entire family was gone and i have never seen them since that day
saying “you look weird” to a toddler i have never met before at the mall
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
saying “you look weird” to a toddler i have never met before at the mall
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im eating some strange dust i found scattered about the place
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
im eating some strange dust i found scattered about the place
*horribly injured by a landmine in the field of war* this is gay dude
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
*horribly injured by a landmine in the field of war* this is gay dude
something is happening…
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
something is happening…
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Guys i’ll expose you when i blow you
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Guys i’ll expose you when i blow you
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@xpbsib528274.bksy.social please remember to put an airtag in your pocket the next time you go into the sewer.
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@xpbsib528274.bksy.social please remember to put an airtag in your pocket the next time you go into the sewer.
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my wife hasn't been the same since she got lost in the sewer for a week
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
my wife hasn't been the same since she got lost in the sewer for a week
got my back blown out on jabba’s yacht
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
got my back blown out on jabba’s yacht
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consulting ChatGPT to see how hard i can shake a baby without hurting it
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
consulting ChatGPT to see how hard i can shake a baby without hurting it
okay spent an hour seeing how far away in each room of my house my clapper lights will work not sure what else to do the rest of the day
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
okay spent an hour seeing how far away in each room of my house my clapper lights will work not sure what else to do the rest of the day
quebec people are poseurs, you will never be french
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
quebec people are poseurs, you will never be french
Santa came to me in my dream and revealed a recipe i can put in my city’s water supply to restore christmas spirit
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Santa came to me in my dream and revealed a recipe i can put in my city’s water supply to restore christmas spirit
just learned stone tools im going to use them for violence
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
just learned stone tools im going to use them for violence
smoking weed with jabba the hutt in jabba’s palace
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
smoking weed with jabba the hutt in jabba’s palace