I remember that book from a long time ago. And that quote, which is... brutal when you include the parts you've left out here.

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You really are unreasonably beautiful. I spent a very long time studying this picture. And somehow the most embarassing part is how much of that time I spent focused just on your smile.

Indeed you offer a number of unanticipated services. For example, through you I have learned a stunningly gratifying (though wildly expensive) method for accidentally building a small collection of hair ties in my kitchen, over time.