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Let’s turn this Christmas stocking into a cum sock
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Let’s turn this Christmas stocking into a cum sock
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I think the thing that annoys me most about Olivia Nuzzi is if this was 45 years ago, she would've worked for Rolling Stone and she'd be the inspiration for at least 6 all time rock songs. Not skeeving around with the Eyes Wide Shut cosplayers in the upper 1%. We used to be a country.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I think the thing that annoys me most about Olivia Nuzzi is if this was 45 years ago, she would've worked for Rolling Stone and she'd be the inspiration for at least 6 all time rock songs. Not skeeving around with the Eyes Wide Shut cosplayers in the upper 1%. We used to be a country.
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
but doctor... Pagliachi ghosted me on raya!
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
but doctor... Pagliachi ghosted me on raya!
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Phone doesn't recognize your greasy fingerprint you disgusting piece of filth.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Phone doesn't recognize your greasy fingerprint you disgusting piece of filth.
suckle upon the teats of industry
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
suckle upon the teats of industry
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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Cranking your shit to this must have been wild
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Cranking your shit to this must have been wild
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this is inspiring. next time I need to Irish Goodbye I'm just going to take off my headset and log out of consciousness
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
this is inspiring. next time I need to Irish Goodbye I'm just going to take off my headset and log out of consciousness
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
we just finish doing sex
from the shadows, a slow clap
she steps into the light
it's your mom
from the shadows, a slow clap
she steps into the light
it's your mom
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
we just finish doing sex
from the shadows, a slow clap
she steps into the light
it's your mom
from the shadows, a slow clap
she steps into the light
it's your mom
if this be error, and upon me proved, I never sharted, nor no man ever cummed
that's when I knew I didn't ever want to pee my pants again.
but I know a lot of you have done it in your 20s, maybe even your 30s. what the fuck do you think is up with that?
but I know a lot of you have done it in your 20s, maybe even your 30s. what the fuck do you think is up with that?
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
if this be error, and upon me proved, I never sharted, nor no man ever cummed
BRING HER BACK IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE FUCK
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
BRING HER BACK IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE FUCK
hey so I haven't peed the bed or peed my pants since I was 5. I specifically remember the last time it happened. I was at my babysitter's with a bunch of other kids. we were in our swimsuits, playing in the sprinkler. I thought I could just pee and nobody would know. someone knew
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
hey so I haven't peed the bed or peed my pants since I was 5. I specifically remember the last time it happened. I was at my babysitter's with a bunch of other kids. we were in our swimsuits, playing in the sprinkler. I thought I could just pee and nobody would know. someone knew
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the three second rule starts over if you’re not ready
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the three second rule starts over if you’re not ready
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Hey, if yr a Boston or MA local punk or metal band on here, who thinks yr sound and vibe would be a good fit for the Boston Dyke March, a non-corporate trans-inclusive (and trans-led) event running since 1995, or if yr in touch with one, reach out to me, my DMs are open.
really hope I can manage to find a punk band or two to play Boston Dyke March this year
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hey, if yr a Boston or MA local punk or metal band on here, who thinks yr sound and vibe would be a good fit for the Boston Dyke March, a non-corporate trans-inclusive (and trans-led) event running since 1995, or if yr in touch with one, reach out to me, my DMs are open.
the first person to say, "what the hell kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running here?" probably felt so smart
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the first person to say, "what the hell kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running here?" probably felt so smart
this was so fucking good
The US premiere of our film The @demonatrixmovie tonight at the @newyorkcityhorrorfilmfest is SOLD OUT!!! If you have a ticket, we'll see you there tonight! If not, don't fret because starting in January 2026, we're taking this film on the road hopefully somewhere near you!!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this was so fucking good
wuther my heights, bby
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
wuther my heights, bby
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My latest reprinted in @truthout.org. "Libraries represent the kind of infrastructure progressive leaders should fortify and defend at all costs, especially in this moment. Instead, libraries in Chicago are being hollowed out, while the police budget remains sacrosanct."
In the Fight Against Fascism, Libraries Should Be Defended — Not Defunded
Libraries represent the kind of infrastructure progressive leaders must fortify at all costs, especially in this moment.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My latest reprinted in @truthout.org. "Libraries represent the kind of infrastructure progressive leaders should fortify and defend at all costs, especially in this moment. Instead, libraries in Chicago are being hollowed out, while the police budget remains sacrosanct."
imagine if the crucifixion happened this year and Jesus came back and went on twitch and Thomas was spamming, "POST HOLE!" in the chat
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
imagine if the crucifixion happened this year and Jesus came back and went on twitch and Thomas was spamming, "POST HOLE!" in the chat
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"Between 1951 and 2000, 3M produced at least 100 million pounds of [perfluorooctanesulfonic acid] and chemicals that degrade into [it]... After the [1970s], when 3M scientists established that the chemical was toxic in animals and was accumulating in humans, it produced millions of pounds per year."
Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people's bodies. Her bosses halted her work.
Now she wrestles with the secrets that 3M kept from her and the world.
(Published May 2024)
Now she wrestles with the secrets that 3M kept from her and the world.
(Published May 2024)
Toxic Gaslighting: How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safe
Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people’s bodies. Her bosses halted her work. As the EPA now forces the removal of the chemicals from drinking water, she wrestles wit...
www.propublica.org
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Between 1951 and 2000, 3M produced at least 100 million pounds of [perfluorooctanesulfonic acid] and chemicals that degrade into [it]... After the [1970s], when 3M scientists established that the chemical was toxic in animals and was accumulating in humans, it produced millions of pounds per year."