Trojan Duck
@yossarian320.bsky.social
Sentient cat-food dispenser and heating pad. Luckless pedestrian.
Treason is a plank in the GOP platform.
Treason is a plank in the GOP platform.
Tom Waits album cover
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tom Waits album cover
No wonder he's slouching toward Bethlehem
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
No wonder he's slouching toward Bethlehem
Don't bogart that joint
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Don't bogart that joint
I'm thinking this needs to have a conversation with some vodka
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm thinking this needs to have a conversation with some vodka
Did anyone notice?
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Did anyone notice?
That is not fresh out of the oven. It is clearly cold. In other words, a store-bought, precooked bird slapped in a tray for a photo op.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
That is not fresh out of the oven. It is clearly cold. In other words, a store-bought, precooked bird slapped in a tray for a photo op.
That pan was never in an oven. The bird is clearly cold. That's a pre-cooked turkey they slapped in a new pan specifically for this photo.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
That pan was never in an oven. The bird is clearly cold. That's a pre-cooked turkey they slapped in a new pan specifically for this photo.
Unfortunately, I can. My divorced parents used the kids as weapons against one other. Still unpacking this shit 40 years down the road.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Unfortunately, I can. My divorced parents used the kids as weapons against one other. Still unpacking this shit 40 years down the road.
Husband calls ICE on estranged wife to get her deported and attain sole custody of kid.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Husband calls ICE on estranged wife to get her deported and attain sole custody of kid.
I think it's also possible they don't want people to see him playing golf for reasons related to his increasing infirmity
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I think it's also possible they don't want people to see him playing golf for reasons related to his increasing infirmity
Somehow still Biden's fault, however
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Somehow still Biden's fault, however
That'll buff out
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That'll buff out
She was a '70's gal all the way. There wasn't a fad she didn't sample.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
She was a '70's gal all the way. There wasn't a fad she didn't sample.