this is a phrase that will haunt me on my death bed

it's like an absurd fractal

There's a lot going on here but I'm very stuck on the idea of the father advising the mother that she is pregnant via an ultrasound she is apparently unaware of having had

give this guy a mace, not a batarang

In my opinion that's a strong "hell no" for Batman, but he can be Hawkman or B'wana Beast if he wants.

This post was clearly google translated so maybe we don't want this one.

Could be any flavor of Michigander. We don't like dipshits coming over here and telling us our business.

Dearborn rules. It's a great town. You'll have nothing less than a great experience there if you don't act like a fucking asshole.