lucille bluth-esque
@zaachary12.bsky.social
29 | he/they | Seattle
if i thirst commented on your picture… my bad and also my dms are open 😇
if i thirst commented on your picture… my bad and also my dms are open 😇
Pinned
want it to be a lazy sunday but i have to work then pack then take a redeye 😩
went out to latin night at a straight club and like.. if i can’t make out with a bunch of latin men what’s the point?
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
went out to latin night at a straight club and like.. if i can’t make out with a bunch of latin men what’s the point?
yall this kbbq server we have might make me act up 🥵
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
yall this kbbq server we have might make me act up 🥵
very suspicious that i’ve had a near-perfect travel experience thus far…
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
very suspicious that i’ve had a near-perfect travel experience thus far…
okay vegas oomfs who’s gonna take me to a hot tub i have a speedo and you’ll be rewarded GREATLY
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
okay vegas oomfs who’s gonna take me to a hot tub i have a speedo and you’ll be rewarded GREATLY
forgot i signed up for a 4 hour CE tomorrow with 16 hours of required online modules beforehand… i’ve accomplished 2 hours. pray for me
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
forgot i signed up for a 4 hour CE tomorrow with 16 hours of required online modules beforehand… i’ve accomplished 2 hours. pray for me
if u see me being thirsty online mind your business and/or slide into my DMs already
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
if u see me being thirsty online mind your business and/or slide into my DMs already
not having to set an alarm for today was almost the best way to wake up tbh
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
not having to set an alarm for today was almost the best way to wake up tbh
messy apartment? you should see my mind 😇
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
messy apartment? you should see my mind 😇
someone just sent me a taylor swift remix by chainsmokers im so tired
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
someone just sent me a taylor swift remix by chainsmokers im so tired
okay watching ‘all her fault’ and dakota fanning is mothering i fear
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
okay watching ‘all her fault’ and dakota fanning is mothering i fear
as promised.. thanks for 1k, if you see me out say hi and pinch my butt 🥰😇
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
as promised.. thanks for 1k, if you see me out say hi and pinch my butt 🥰😇
wow so close to 1k followers maybe i’ll celebrate by showing off my outfit for underwear night 👀
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wow so close to 1k followers maybe i’ll celebrate by showing off my outfit for underwear night 👀
currently reading ‘my year of rest and relaxation’ and i know the moral of the story is that spending a year in drugged out pseudo sleep than addressing your problems is bad but man does it sound nice sometimes….
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
currently reading ‘my year of rest and relaxation’ and i know the moral of the story is that spending a year in drugged out pseudo sleep than addressing your problems is bad but man does it sound nice sometimes….
lazy day off thank goodness 😇
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
lazy day off thank goodness 😇
there’s nothing compared to the absolute rush of catching the phishing email exercise at work 😤
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
there’s nothing compared to the absolute rush of catching the phishing email exercise at work 😤
everyone complaining about the time change, welcome! i’ve been bored and going to bed at 8pm for months now!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
everyone complaining about the time change, welcome! i’ve been bored and going to bed at 8pm for months now!!
decided i need a boyfriend by next halloween cuz i have a couples costume idea i need to make happen:
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
decided i need a boyfriend by next halloween cuz i have a couples costume idea i need to make happen:
finally finished this 1200 page book and i’ll confirm what i suspected all along… 1200 is too many pages
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
finally finished this 1200 page book and i’ll confirm what i suspected all along… 1200 is too many pages
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The only November tradition I observe 💕
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The only November tradition I observe 💕
Reposted by lucille bluth-esque
Today is her day
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Today is her day
gay halloween? you mean dressing as ellen coming out on the cover of time magazine in 1997?
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
gay halloween? you mean dressing as ellen coming out on the cover of time magazine in 1997?
annual reminder!! happy halloween gays 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
annual reminder!! happy halloween gays 🎃
uh oh, had enough wine to become a reply guy… at least my butt is nice 😇
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
uh oh, had enough wine to become a reply guy… at least my butt is nice 😇