speaking of, here's beowulf. he is dressed edgy but always in his husband's merch. leather trenchcoat, camo pants, army boots, the whole shebang

anyway this episode is heinz working through childhood trauma with his state assigned therapy animal (perry) and not a thing with beowulf

the tv remote thing makes me think of beowulf trying to turn the tv on in the house and activating a trap or -inator. fried wolf...

beowulf about a week or so before ep 2: [talking in depth about the Hindenburg disaster]
heinz, hearing "airship" and seeing a tv ad for an upcoming car race: I've got a new evil plan

I KEEP MAKING HIM TO MOE BUT ITS SOMETHING. FINE. FUCK IT. HES JUST CUTUIE

Anyway Doof making a toll highway or whatever from mt rushmore to china is because earlier that week Beowulf was talking about antipodes. and once he finds out what happens is like...yeah my beloved youd end up in the ocean thats not the right location...

Candence is so real about not liking mt rushmore...yeah

"well I'll buy all tinfoil in the tristate area and do something with it!" and then he remembers that Beowulf likes reading comics and remembers Totally Not Superman and is like heyyyy there's an idea!

Anyway my idea is that Doof does a lot of evil things because Beowulf plants it into his mind like the week before on accident...E1 he complains that tinfoil hurts his teeth due to his metal fillings and so he hates them even once his fillings are fixed and so Doof is like

Phineas' voice in e1 is so tiny and scrimbly what da hell...

OH SHIT THIS IS EPISODE 4 i hate the new youtube update where they start you on the last video in a playlist you left off on and NOT the first one...girl i will eat your code like a fine spaghetti

FOUND oh wow 5 years ago how time flies...I gotta update how I draw doof I made him to moe.

I wonder if I can find my old self insert design for Doof...all I know is he was kinda basic. Now, he will be a werewolf (awoo!) because mummies exist and also Perry so...Wulf. Maybe I'll give him a cool badass name as a villain persona but really he's just a therapy animal like Perry is

So insane that S1 is free on YouTube officially. Anyway, the inscription in hieroglyphs looks to be the Egyptian vulture (a), eye with paint (jr), and it's obviously a palm but there's no direct palm (just branches) so (rnp, tr). Which means absolutely nothing <3 A eye time? A blinded year? IDK

OH MY GOD RAY?!?!??!?!?!?!??@?!?! THIS IS SO BASED WHAT THEHELL I WATCHED THIS SHOW BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL AND GOT HIS JAW MANNERISMS SO MUCH IT STRAINED MY JAW THIS DUDE IS LE EPIC