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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
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Ope
Ope, made some smoked ancho/achiotte braised pork shoulder tacos bud
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fun fact, this birthday boy’s forehead is more buoyant than a semi trailer full of lemons.

Happy birthday @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and hope you have a thousand more mornings to guzzle your dumb bitch juice
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@icculus.bsky.social happy birthday Curt
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I won’t tell everyone I bought a house this year, but there will be signs
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It only took Meow Meow 4 days to scale the tree and dismantle it from the inside this year
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ope
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So far today I’ve shoveled 10” of snow out of my driveway, renewed tabs and ID’s for me and a roommate, changed the oil on the car, hit 3 stores, got hit with my winter layoff, prepped a cranberry/wild rice stuffing and rubbed this moo moo slab with toasted coriander, kosher salt and rosemary fr fr
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Weatherman said we’re getting 8-12” tonight for our first winter storm
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’ve found some absolutely solid Lake Superior agates on job sites this year
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hire these two. There’s no job too big, and no job too small
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tell Kate that it’s bouncing like the floor at MSG every time a car flies past me
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Get in loser, I made pasta tonight
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is a cat
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Over here playing 4-D chess tbh
October 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The office views today are pretty tight
October 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM