zellish
@zellishrows.bsky.social
Here for the laughs not the misery.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
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zellish
@zellishrows.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Omg. My trainee at work just sent an email to a client called Angus but accidentally missed the G out. It won’t recall.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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So, Valley Guitar Repairs has its first client! And this sexy USA Tele for a new jack. Slight buzzing in one string reported too, but plays ok to me. Might see if my mate wants a full service.
If anyone is getting a new guitar for Christmas, it'll benefit hugely from a decent setup. DMs open x
If anyone is getting a new guitar for Christmas, it'll benefit hugely from a decent setup. DMs open x
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
So, Valley Guitar Repairs has its first client! And this sexy USA Tele for a new jack. Slight buzzing in one string reported too, but plays ok to me. Might see if my mate wants a full service.
If anyone is getting a new guitar for Christmas, it'll benefit hugely from a decent setup. DMs open x
If anyone is getting a new guitar for Christmas, it'll benefit hugely from a decent setup. DMs open x
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Don't forget to order your repeat prescriptions soon, ready for Christmas 🫡
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Don't forget to order your repeat prescriptions soon, ready for Christmas 🫡
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I’m not the religious type, but Pope had a way with words. So much of An Essay on Man lives in my head, but these lines in particular.
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I’m not the religious type, but Pope had a way with words. So much of An Essay on Man lives in my head, but these lines in particular.
Genuinely gutted about this. I’ve always loved Gehry’s work.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Frank Gehry's most iconic work - in pictures
As one of architecture's most provocative and creative forces, Frank Gehry was behind intriguing buildings the world over.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Genuinely gutted about this. I’ve always loved Gehry’s work.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
On the plus side, they might bring down the £32 a month I have to pay to watch cycling in the UK and still have to put up with ads. Fuck Warner Bros.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
On the plus side, they might bring down the £32 a month I have to pay to watch cycling in the UK and still have to put up with ads. Fuck Warner Bros.
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My daughter left her Spotify account logged in on our TV while she did her DofE expedition back in April, so I did what any self-respecting dad would do. Payoff finally came today.
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My daughter left her Spotify account logged in on our TV while she did her DofE expedition back in April, so I did what any self-respecting dad would do. Payoff finally came today.
I just win every time and I don’t care, because I’m a cnut.
At work we have a weekly team meeting where we do a quiz at the end, winner hosts the following week. I love a quiz, but I purposefully wait to hear what everyone else scored and then say I got 1 point less than the top score, otherwise I'd win every week.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I just win every time and I don’t care, because I’m a cnut.
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Babies imitating adults
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Babies imitating adults
Got to go into the office again today, on public transport, so obviously I was awake at 4am.
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Got to go into the office again today, on public transport, so obviously I was awake at 4am.
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We could all use a chuckle this evening. This one never disappoints
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We could all use a chuckle this evening. This one never disappoints
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"Let's just take the subway...."
The Subway:
The Subway:
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Let's just take the subway...."
The Subway:
The Subway:
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Camera glitch?
or
Did Squirrel discover a Grape of Invisibility?😄
or
Did Squirrel discover a Grape of Invisibility?😄
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Camera glitch?
or
Did Squirrel discover a Grape of Invisibility?😄
or
Did Squirrel discover a Grape of Invisibility?😄
Come on Campo, in some restaurants that’s considered bad manners.
🗣️ ‘Cycling is a big boys' game. You put your balls on the table’
We sat down with 🇧🇪 Victor Campenaerts on rivalry and respect
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/cycl...
📸 Cor Vos
We sat down with 🇧🇪 Victor Campenaerts on rivalry and respect
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/cycl...
📸 Cor Vos
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Come on Campo, in some restaurants that’s considered bad manners.
This is the class I’m talking about. Quite pleased with my zero there.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is the class I’m talking about. Quite pleased with my zero there.
Seems you’re all funny fuckers.
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Seems you’re all funny fuckers.
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Always good to start the day with banana smiles and our donkeys
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Always good to start the day with banana smiles and our donkeys
It’s the shock on their faces that cracks me up. Americans are brainwashed by nationalist propaganda from birth.
Don Winslow
I think the world needs to hear this AGAIN.
I think the world needs to hear this AGAIN.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It’s the shock on their faces that cracks me up. Americans are brainwashed by nationalist propaganda from birth.
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My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
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As we head into the festive season, a little reminder to the meat eaters that pigs-in-blankets toad-in-the-hole is one of the most delicious food ever.
Here’s one I made last year
Here’s one I made last year
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As we head into the festive season, a little reminder to the meat eaters that pigs-in-blankets toad-in-the-hole is one of the most delicious food ever.
Here’s one I made last year
Here’s one I made last year
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It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
White Wine In The Sun (2021) by Tim Minchin: BACK
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
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I cut some fresh chillies for the Arrabbiata I'm making and then tried to put my contact lenses in, gang.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I cut some fresh chillies for the Arrabbiata I'm making and then tried to put my contact lenses in, gang.