zellish
@zellishrows.bsky.social
Here for the laughs not the misery.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes.
Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m not the religious type, but Pope had a way with words. So much of An Essay on Man lives in my head, but these lines in particular.
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I’m not the religious type, but Pope had a way with words. So much of An Essay on Man lives in my head, but these lines in particular.
I agree.
And whilst you’re in Spain, it would be rude not to stay in this hotel.
And whilst you’re in Spain, it would be rude not to stay in this hotel.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I agree.
And whilst you’re in Spain, it would be rude not to stay in this hotel.
And whilst you’re in Spain, it would be rude not to stay in this hotel.
This is the class I’m talking about. Quite pleased with my zero there.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is the class I’m talking about. Quite pleased with my zero there.
Seems you’re all funny fuckers.
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Seems you’re all funny fuckers.
Does this mean they’re not as good as Hot Tips?
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Does this mean they’re not as good as Hot Tips?
If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you see this post a bird
Look at the size of her Yorkies.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Look at the size of her Yorkies.
It’ll always be Newman for me but Gable had the ultimate bedroom eyes.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It’ll always be Newman for me but Gable had the ultimate bedroom eyes.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me (left) and my much more photogenic sister, pissed in that there London in 2007.
She’s also a Doctor so much smarter than me too. 😂
Me (left) and my much more photogenic sister, pissed in that there London in 2007.
She’s also a Doctor so much smarter than me too. 😂
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me (left) and my much more photogenic sister, pissed in that there London in 2007.
She’s also a Doctor so much smarter than me too. 😂
Me (left) and my much more photogenic sister, pissed in that there London in 2007.
She’s also a Doctor so much smarter than me too. 😂
Bought from Walrus Records in Bransholme Centre market in Hull. It was essentially a kiosk and you could see the owner only from the chest up, but he had EVERYTHING.
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Bought from Walrus Records in Bransholme Centre market in Hull. It was essentially a kiosk and you could see the owner only from the chest up, but he had EVERYTHING.
Happy new tatt @infernal-imp.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy new tatt @infernal-imp.bsky.social
Ah no, that’s @infernal-imp.bsky.social getting that one. I’m getting one like this:
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ah no, that’s @infernal-imp.bsky.social getting that one. I’m getting one like this:
We saw a hot penis tree, and I’ve heard the other is quite large.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We saw a hot penis tree, and I’ve heard the other is quite large.
Beautiful day at Westonbirt Arboretum today.
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Beautiful day at Westonbirt Arboretum today.
Something like this.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Something like this.
If you see this, post four female characters that you love
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If you see this, post four female characters that you love
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
My cat does this. She’s a total babe.
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My cat does this. She’s a total babe.
What’s it like inside your head?
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What’s it like inside your head?