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zephyrhaze.bsky.social
cat update: this girly lived outdoors for years and has no idea what to do with the kicky toy despite our help and her delight in bunny-kicking 😭 we'll keep trying but she is enjoying toys as she tries different kinds. current favorite: catnip crinkle fish
An extremely fluffy orange tabby cat lying on her back with her eyes closed contentedly
July 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
the quoted post got deleted but here's a screenshot for records
December 14, 2024 at 6:36 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
i miss my env1 :( i would literally still be using it today if it could handle modern file sizes and 5g
A promotional image of the old LG phone model enV1. It is a brick of a phone, showing s tiny color screen, directional buttons, call buttons and a keypad on the outside, and next to it it is shown flipped open with a much larger screen, speakers and a full keyboard
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
excellent possums!!
A macro with the text "yeah, you're sword is pretty great. but mine will always be a little grater." the image is of a small cheese grater shaped like a sword
November 24, 2024 at 9:22 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
ok, not cool. just got a 'like' from this account and i think maybe everyone should block them? for safetys sake. idc if its a troll or just trying to make people feel unsafe but i'd rec blocking anyway
A screenshot of user hw34h4's account that displays a kiwi farms logo as a banner and kiwifarms.net as a display name. the description says "Like = you are being surveilled by the Kiwi Farms"
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
im good now but i did dig around for an old macro base to make a meme out of
A meme with the Ebon Deer boss from Honkai Star rail entering through a poorly drawn door, surrounded by Wintery Twigs mobs. There is a wild-looking rageface stick figure with a gun behind a table yelling "I hate the ebon deer i hate the ebon deer i hate this fucking deer!!!" and to the side the enemies are saying "we've got you surrounded! stop freezing us so we can one-shot you!"
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
something like this?
A very sad-looking, poorly drawn yellow star with black text that reads "There was an attempt"
November 21, 2024 at 10:30 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
reposted with alt text:
A screenshot overlaid with the progress pride flag. Ronald Reagan / Date of death June 5th, 2004 On June 5th, 2004, Ronald Reagan, the 40th president of the United States, died after having suffered from Alzheimer's disease for nearly a decade.
June 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
Jeremy I've had a hell of a day. but I've also been reassured that the coolest people in the world care about me and got my back. so I'm doing ok. 💜 got a bowl of ice cream and winding down for the night 👍 here's some geese from the self-care trip to the park. hope your day's been swell
A far away picture of a fleet of geese swimming towards the camera in a loose column. The water is reflecting clouds and shade beneath the trees. There is a grassy bank, a large tree and a chain link fence in the foreground.
May 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
"post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl jam (🤨), Soundgarden or Alice in chains"
Cover of the Harvey Danger album "Where have all the merrymakers gone?". It features an orange-tinted black and white photo of the back of a house with siding in harsh lighting.
May 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
SANTA?!?!?!
A bluesky notification that says "SANTA CLAUS and 2 others liked your post'
May 20, 2024 at 3:48 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
thinking about all this made me look up how jellyfish reproduce and uh. this is really cool actually
A diagram from Britannica detailing the life cycle of a box jellyfish. The cycle goes from adult Medusa (what one typically thinks of as "a jellyfish"), creates an egg which turns from a planula and attaches to a surface, grows into a polyp that buds and releases immature medusae (i suppose we could call these "baby jellyfish") which then grow into adults.
May 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
what's your sign?
USDOT HazMat placard for substances transported at elevated temperatures (things like road tar for example). The design is a black diamond outline on a white background around the word "HOT" and the number 3257.
May 11, 2024 at 6:38 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
gotta remember to turn on background noise so i can sleep with this shit going in my ear
A cartoon stick figure in bed glaring at the ceiling with dark circles under their eyes. An alarm clock reads 2:39. A thought bubble has an image of a heart rate spike photoshopped over top of it to depict how absolutely annoying pulsatile tinnitus is
May 10, 2024 at 3:30 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
sorry it's rough for you rn <3

I'll send you my little Trouble for some cheer. she will paw relentlessly at the covers until i tuck her in or let her go "explore" the blanket cave
A grey tabby cat pokes her face out of multicolored blankets A grey tabby cat all tucked in cozy, looking with interest at the camera
May 10, 2024 at 1:59 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
I'm still mad about the porscche suv. look at this ugly shit. like, what are we doing here Dennis? this is like buying those gucci bags with the fucking ugly forest green and deep red stripes on them. don't spend exorbitant amounts of money just to look like you have negative levels of taste. god.
A particularly uninspiring SUV design courtesy of *checks notes* luxury car brand Porsche. 🤨 It looks like an old shoe that someone has repeatedly stepped on so that the upper crumples, and perhaps the dog has also been gnawing on it. At least there's a pleasant mountain scene behind this abomination of a vehicle, resplendent with deep green coniferous trees.
May 9, 2024 at 11:24 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
behold. penacaty
A mooncake creature from Honkai Star rail as a plain black outline. (It's like if a cat had a small shell but it was shaped like a typical mooncake) This one has a tail sticking out and two black eyes with a white triangle wedge of a highlight in them like old timey cartoon characters.
May 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
repost with statement text in alt text
Letter on FPA Forgotten Press Association letterhead. Letter reads: Statement attributed to the Board of the Foreign Press Association FPA Statement regarding Al-Jazeera closure May 5, 2024 Israel's decision to shutter Al-Jazeera should be a cause for concern for all supporters of a free press. With this decision, Israel joins a dubious club of authoritarian governments to ban the station. And the government may not be done. The prime Minister has the authority to target other foreign media that he deems to be "acting against the state." We urge the government to reverse this harmful step and uphold its commitment to freedom of the press -- including outlets whose coverage it may not like. This is a dark day for the media. This is a dark day for democracy. (signature) The Board of the Foreign Press Association
May 5, 2024 at 10:48 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
just vibin
A chalk pastel drawing of a warm orange sunset on an empty, dusty red horizon. against the bright yellow-white sun, a person on a horse can be made out, waving perhaps in farewell. dark clouds hang at the corners of the piece, lit pink and orange on the underside, but are not crowding enough to be threatening. indeed, they seem to be as far away from the lonely riding pair as you are, fading into the distance from the rider's perspective.
May 4, 2024 at 5:28 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
repost with alt bc i got so mad i forgot to check
A screenshot of an article page with "Singal-minded" at the top "In partial defense of Kristi Noem (Really!): I don't think people are mad for the reasons they think they are" Jesse Singal April 30, 2024 - Paid A large picture of a smiling golden retriever puppy is beneath the text.
April 30, 2024 at 8:57 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
i drew over a meme for fun
Dr. Veritas Ratio from Honkai Star Rail seated on a park bench with his hand covering his face in despair while the other hand holds a small gay pride flag.
April 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
do you sleep on ur side/back? i'm a side sleeper and have to hug a pillow so that whole area doesn't ache when i wake up. are you sitting a lot without any back/head support? ive been using a travel pillow just sitting in an arm chair and one of these thingies for my bed + squishy pillow for my neck
An image of a black pillow with arms for bed or floor seating support.
April 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
gnight to everybody but especially ppl that gotta put up with pulsatile tinnitus. shit sucks
meme of a stick man lying in bed in a dark room glaring at the ceiling. the alarm clock says 2:39 and a large thought bubble from their head shows a hastily -pasted image of a heartbeat monitor line
April 28, 2024 at 7:05 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
i can't find the meme i wanted so here's a grilled cheese <3 she's done so much for us <333 what can't she do
a close up photo of a grilled cheese sandwich cut in half with gooey cheese. macro text over the image says "repost if you like grilled cheese or if you like grilled cheese"
April 28, 2024 at 6:32 AM
zephyrhaze.bsky.social
what the fuck? two hundred bucks?! is this what newspapers cost these days????
screenshot from Bloomberg.com popup "Save now with a special offer. Get every angle of the story and its impact on you. Subscribe for just $199/year. Claim this offer."
April 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM