Playing games with you while seated on/against your body, giving you smooches every time you win

Oh, surprise me my good sir o7

Keepin track of all the lil guys, sorry spots next to the big toes are full, I can slot you down next to the pinky?

Go on the big sheepy tour, figure out where's the most fun for the two of us~

420" is my next suggestion

6'9"
Or 1 inch shorter than mine at all times

I thought you being big and overwhelming was the point?

I just wanna help you turn that [Tiny Pole] into something capable of [BIG SHOTS]!!!

C'mon Vee you [Little Sponge]! Don't you wanna see my Specil Deals?

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Mhmm more calories to go to the right spots

Hey, of course, we'll happily welcome a big bun to our shores! We even have two islands, so feel free to do what you will to the south one~

Well, I'm more on the small side, but I def have a few being large and somehow in charge 💜

"Yeah, my sweat tastes like strawberries," The mousedog shares with a grin. He then casually slipped a hand into his underwear, pulled out a rather drenched micro, and unceremoniously popped the lil guy into his mouth.
"It's great for adding flavour." He hums with delight, his mouth full.

That's what I strive for everyday 💜