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gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head, I can always crawl around without it

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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’d love to watch The Red Shoes with Sabrina Carpenter
September 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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i'm all in. nothing ever happens
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This #Viriginia fan really enjoyed the #NorthCarolina game last night.
September 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nick Saban just texted me saying “we on the corner like Israelites”
September 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Starting off week 1 with an Eagles W and Chiefs L
a man wearing glasses holds a stack of money and a worm
ALT: a man wearing glasses holds a stack of money and a worm
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Stop playing Silksong and go play with a bitch in a silk thong
September 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Thinking about chumbawumba
August 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
just need
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
making new friends as an adult is so ridiculous man it's really something to catch yourself googling "20s-30s local pickleball league"
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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there’s a huge gap in lefty media because the rich people who fund these outlets do it based on what they think the left *needs* to hear rather than what they actually want to hear.
August 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Some people recommend reading a book about rocket science in order to better understand the acclaimed Thomas Pynchon novel “Gravity’s Rainbow”. There’s actually an even better method. You should get every achievement in Kerbal Space Program, as it is canon to the story.
August 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Don’t take your eye off the ball. The attack on Iran is meant to distract you from the proposed changes to tax credits for soybean farms
June 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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We were never going to get a say in this.
June 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
www.extremetech.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Speaking as a guy this sort of weird woman shaming stuff about dressing sexy at home is very overrated because if a guy finds you attractive you can pretty much dress like Fred Durst and we’d still have sex with you whenever
oh right im really gonna let cum drip all over this
May 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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[guy with no actual principles or politics] oh do you care about things? no you don’t
You guys don't give a FUCK about Gaza. This is the lie you white people are telling yourselves.
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this woe is me mindset is going to cost the democrats so many election cycles man
What a statement from 84-year-old Dem Rep. Jim Clyburn:

“Nancy left her seat. Steny left his seat. I left my seat. What the hell I’m supposed to do now?” Clyburn said when asked whether the party needed to think of bringing in younger members. “What do you want—me to give up my life?”
House Democrats Are Having a Public Fight About Their Oldest Lawmakers
Democrats serve later in life than Republicans, fueling tensions between leaders and the younger generations.
www.wsj.com
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I’m sorry, what????
May 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The dollar is starting the week down against every major currency in the world, with the exception of the Turkish lira
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One of my favorite out of context Bryan Quinby quotes is him on YKS saying “For like a full year I ate cookies”
April 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM