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Zig Justice
@zigjustice.bsky.social
300 followers 230 following 2K posts
Posting random thoughts and screenshots. For great justice.
he/him, 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQIA+ ally, #BLM
-=UDIC=-
FYI: I don't do followbacks. I will also block at the drop of a hat.
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zigjustice.bsky.social
If nothing else does, my skill with the perverted word game #Lewdle should prove how dateable I am.
Look at that streak! Look at that score! Also, those 3 assisted games were the result of fat-fingering my phone. I'm still salty about that.
Screen capture of the results screen from the dirty word puzzle game Lewdle
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Picture of a smallmouth bass, sourced from: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Smallmouth_bass.png#mw-jump-to-license
September 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
I've had quite enough heat, thanks. There have been literally like 5 days since the middle of June where the high was less than 30.
Screenshot of the iOS weather app showing the current temperature and 5-day forecast for Tokyo
September 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
@jay.bsky.team Cool cool cool so you're saying you tacitly accept advocating violence and threats thereof as long as they come from the right (heh) mouths? Because that was what a whole hell of a lot of Charlie fucking Kirk's public discourse was about.
Screenshot of a skeet from @jay.bsky.team talking about the killing of Charlie Kirk, stating: "Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family."
September 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
I guess we can!
September 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Oh shit we can do this now!!
September 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Meme template with a pelican standing on a desk looking at a woman with the text "WHAT YOU DID THERE" on the top and "I SEE IT" on the bottom
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Parody of the Burger King logo that reads "BUBGER KIRG" with the slogan "HAVE IT IN A WAY"
September 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Then, I tap "メニュー", because I wanna, y'know, see the menu. That's when I start to get the sneaking suspicion that their web server might POSSIBLY be misconfigured. I mean, unless this is some kind of new burger ARG ad campaign.
Screenshot of a login screen for Burger King Japan's store management system as accessed by tapping the item to look at their burger menu from the search results
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
So I wanted to check Burger King Japan's menu. Searched, as one does, with duck duck go, and get the expected results.
Screenshot of search results for Burger King Japan, when entering "Burger King" in katakana
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Inverse skeet shooting.
#Helldivers2
August 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
EROTIC. I LIKE it. You can stay. And of course I will commission the work.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the decision screen for a settlement. The player is being presented with the option to agree to "commission a play in honor of the coming of the great Blob", which will increase citizen happiness, or deny the request.
August 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Yeah yeah yeah, everyone's curious about me because I have a fancy hat, ship, and jetpack. You're still not allowed in here, so get the hell out of my office. And go tell your friend outside to stop the sniffing.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting a Gek NPC named Pioneer Dakopiok in the overseer's of a settlement with the UI text indicating the NPC is "Curious about the Overseer". Not visible outside the building is another NPC named Scout Affi that is, according to the visible UI text "Sniffing the produce"
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
I can offer you this picture of a duck. It should help a little bit. I find my mood is always slightly improved after looking at ducks.
Photograph of a duck standing on pavement at a theme park. Not pictured: the numerous passersby it is hoping will give it popcorn or something.
August 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
PS: The lag is still unforgivable.
August 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Dude, that's not even my name. You live in the settlement I am overseeing, at least get my name right! It's "Zig_Justice", not random gobbledygook with Greek characters thrown in.
Now get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player character in the Overseer's office of an Autophage settlement, with an Autophage NPC named Pioneer Citurin sitting down in a chair and described in the UI with a caption saying "Overseer ψυ11κθ110!"
August 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
See, *I'm* allowed to keep notes here because it's MY office.
You, on the other hand?
Get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player in the Overseer's office of a settlement with a nearby Gek NPC named Pioneer Dakopiok who is described in the game's UI as "Keeping notes"
July 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
I don't understand your crazy moon language!
Get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player in the Overseer's office of a settlement with an NPC Autophage named Assembler Lufus (preceded by a lower-case Greek zeta), described in the game's UI with a string of digits and Greek letters
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
You're probably feeling self-conscious because you know you shouldn't be here.
Get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player in the Overseer's office of a settlement with an NPC Gek named WorkGek Idninalpt who is described in the game's UI as "Feeling self-conscious"
July 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
was stuck blepface. Here's another, close up:
Closeup picture of a brown tabby cat sitting on a bench meowing with very large lower canine teeth
July 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
zigjustice.bsky.social
Ooh, you're hungry? You're a go-getter? Working hard? Putting in the effort?
Too bad! Supplicants who bring their supplications into my office are summarily denied.
Now get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player character in the Overseer's office of a settlement, with a Gek named WorkGek Idninalpt who is described in the UI as "Hoping for a promotion"
July 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
I do like to think I make good decisions for the settlement, but you can be pleased by them somewhere else.
Get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player character in the Overseer's office of a settlement, with a Gek named Hireling Saykset who is described in the UI as "Pleased by recent decisions"
July 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
You again? You're like that other guy thinking this is a waiting room. I don't know what your "big day" is, but you're gonna have a BAD say if you don't get the hell out of my office.
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky depicting the player character in the Overseer's office of a settlement, with a Gek named WorkGek Idninalpt who is described in the UI as "Waiting for the big day"
July 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
I have a smol fren on my computer today. Think he's probably hungry.
July 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
zigjustice.bsky.social
We interrupt this episode of Get The Hell Out Of My Office to present you with O. Slapudum.

*to the melody of O Xmas Tree*
O. Slapudum
O. Slapudum
To make you move
I slap your bum
#NoMansSky
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky showing the list of fauna for a world as accessed from the Discoveries tab in the menu. The animal depicted is drab olive in color, bovine in appearance with a large body and unusually small head. The species is listed as O. Slapudum.
July 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM