Captain Fucking Tugboat
@zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social
Liberal AF retired fucking tugboat captain. Dad. Home is a secret island on the Salish Sea. Semi-professional musician, so they say.
Suck it, RFK Jr.
Suck it, RFK Jr.
Pinned
Boycott National Parks on Dear Leader's birthday, may it be his last.
US park service to offer free entry on Trump’s birthday but revokes it for MLK Day and Juneteenth
Civil rights leaders decry administration’s move to downplay Black American history and promote president
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Boycott National Parks on Dear Leader's birthday, may it be his last.
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Imaginary groups don't pay taxes, PJ.
Pam Bondi tells law enforcement agencies to investigate antifa groups for ‘tax crimes’
Exclusive: Move is part of Trump’s broader crackdown on leftwing groups, including designation of antifa as ‘domestic terrorism’ group
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Imaginary groups don't pay taxes, PJ.
Your occasional reminder that Merrick Garland is responsible for all of this.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Your occasional reminder that Merrick Garland is responsible for all of this.
Incompetence is the point
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Incompetence is the point
Ann Telnaes
Shoot first, ask questions later
Petey Hegseth, Secretary of War
open.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ann Telnaes
I'm watching Pluribus. It's like she's on a planet full of Mormons.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm watching Pluribus. It's like she's on a planet full of Mormons.
Fuck Trump and his warmongering
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fuck Trump and his warmongering
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I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
This one's especially for Rand Paul.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This one's especially for Rand Paul.
He's insane
Gobble-degook: Trump talks turkey and trashes another presidential tradition
The US president made jokes at the annual turkey pardoning ceremony. It went as well as you would expect
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He's insane
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
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The ketchup is flying today
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The ketchup is flying today
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Let this sink in.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Let this sink in.
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This is an RFK Jr wet dream
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is an RFK Jr wet dream
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