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🎄Santa’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️
@zoealicempls.bsky.social
hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan

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case in point, if you want to go to Pine City
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
cackling over the thought of putting the full AMG body kit (with the gold AMG Pentas) on a turbodiesel with a 12-second 0-60 time
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the highlight of cleaning the fridge
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
curried butternut squash soup. yes, it takes a while to make but it’s worth it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Look, everything I post is random, but here's something else random to add to the chain.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
2015-2025, or: jesus, what a sad and useless man
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why is it that the best deals on craig’s list or facebook marketplace are all labeled like this
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
shot, chaser from my Jimmy John’s days
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Zoë, are you sad because you’re thinking about the Suzuki Jimny again?

y-yeah :(
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Welcome to my house, or as I call it:
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wheel in the sky keeps on turning
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I Emceed the TDOR event at the Minnesota State Capitol Rotunda this year.
It’s harder to meet the moment every year.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Saw this and I knew that Bluesky needed to see it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
this is where I post from if you even care
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We love seeing hot girls in dresses

qs with you being a hot girl in a dress
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He gu che th o
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Red Wings Goalie Terry Sawchuk, from a 1962 Life Magazine photoshoot. Makeup artists were tasked with illustrating every injury Sawchuk had received, but they ran out of space to capture all of them.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
In addition to the human rights violations, the looming threats of war, inflation.... you get the picture... I feel like this administration also wants to do wild shit like 'make it legal to sell this again'
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
heard noises coming from downstairs, went to investigate, but not before I quickly grabbed something with which to defend myself
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm always saying this
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
seeing this vibe rn
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM