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Zoe Blank 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
@zoeblank.bsky.social
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Star Wars is what I would be watching if things were ok.

She/Her.

Trans woman. Antifascist. Bi/Pan. Pro-immigration/Fuck the Border. Class reductionism is right wing. Free Palestine.

Banner: Pink Floyd triangle, with trans colors emerging, lothcat.
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Bob, mohawked guy, from SLC Punk angrily eats a salad. Various images of Matthew Lillard's blue-haired Stevo, crying overlay the main image. Text: "Only Posers Diet you Fuckin idiot"
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in the first Anchorman. In the "Well, that escalated quickly" moment. Instead, it reads: "Well, That Mescaline hit quickly." His image is doubled, the items on the shelf behind him split into fractals, blend into a psychedelic spiral.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Text: Dr. Shroomis Two different Dr. Loomis in the forest, warped and blending into a psychedlic layer of vision
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Jeremy Sisto, as the Stepdad in "thirteen", next Holly Hunter, the teen girls in the foreground A thought bubble emerges from his nose: "I don't know if I can ever be a good father figure if I can't find my Cranberries CD."
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The larger lesson here is that us white ppl criticize other white ppl from glass houses, as this comment pointed out:
Honey, you are ALL colonizers.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hmmm... what is this here?

You could get around the main accusations REAL QUICK if you had Bad Empanada blocked, or didn't otherwise let him comment on your threads.
Bad Empanada @badempanada.com 20h Did you get to the part where they claimed Jewish Israelis are victims of apartheid?
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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First pic is the first wave, from yesterday. 2nd, from today.
5 no longer active accts 26-27 hrs ago 13 or so no-longer active accts shown on clearsky, 4, 7, 10, 11 hrs
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS THIS SHIT
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I always wanted to hold my cigarette up like this but had to smoke like a dude

"I don't care, man, fuck"
*sucks in*
"fuck, man"
*exhales*

I can't describe it but if you are a smoker YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Greta Gerwig in Frances Ha. Sits on a NY windowsill, smokes a cigarette. Slight smile. Black and white. Greta Gerwig smokes inside, like a bad mother in 1987 Frances Ha Black and White
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Ok so that happened

I wasn't even the one he was yelling at
Twitch stream 5:40:48 22.9K viewers You are banned from Chat You are unable to participate in this channel's chat until a channel moderator unbans you. Request Unban
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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This is outrageous! It's unfair!
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I tried it again this morning, just to be sure.

They even have a field there for us to try, to no avail.

So fucking cruel.
[Doordash app] Edit Account Details Personal information First Name Last Name Preferred Name [All answers smudged out to protect my identity] [POP UP MESSAGE] Error Unfortunately, we can't add this preferred name Ok
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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There she goes. Sometimes she's on for five minutes. Sometimes she's on for five hours. That's my girl.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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For this one, I need those lyrics to be seen. In that rant block-style I mentioned above.

Fuck stanzas, they said.
You’re not really mad at Iran or Afghanistan. You’re mad at the fact that your wife can’t stand you anymore. You don’t know where she is. You’re going crazy in your basement hole. Clicking your remote control. Spitting insults at the screen because tomorrow you’re back at work, where you can’t stand being the little man. Despite your groveling you can’t get ahead. No one really laughs at your stories anymore. You’re too cynical and mean so they’ve fucked off bored. Your kids are at the mall. They just sit and stare at the walls. You think you tell it like it is. You say you can’t stand bleeding hearts but every single day you just sit there bleeding for yourself. You whine and cry in your manly voice. This is your life. You do it to yourself. Take the load off your mind. Go out into the world. You’ll see you’ll probably survive. This is your life.
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My email reminded me of this oldie I made in 2017.
Picture of door coat hanger that was used in the 2010s viral meme "drunk octopus wants to fight" Text: Drunk Octopus is no longer violent. Drunk Octopus is no longer drunk. Drunk Octopus is now recovery octopus. Recovery Octopus has their tentacles wide open to the world and the friends and family they once scorned. What Recovery Octopus has yet to realize, is that no amount of amends can make up for the damage that they caused, and in most cases, apologies will be downright insulting.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I don't know who some of you mutuals are when you change both your avi and name.
Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins in Teh Fellowship of the Ring. All right, then. Keep your secrets.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Notice how there are the "people who put him there" and then there's the other people, those who want that awful thing - accountability.

Accountability... gross.
the abbot of unreason (an ... @merovi... - 11h Zohran's task is to govern New York in such a way that is a benefit to those who put him there, including NYC-DSA. It's not to all reactionaries to stymie his policies. he needs support, not people trying to tear him down before he even takes office in the name of 'accountability'
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Things we are learning:

1. Actually being anti-zionist is gatekeeping anti-zionism

2. You've lost the plot if you call zionists zionists

3. It's loser shit to value Palestinian lives over zionist feelings
‪the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)‬ ‪@merovingians.bsky.social‬ · 3h well what we've learned from all this is that there are a decent number of people here more obsessed with gatekeeping antizionism than actually changing public opinion ‪the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)‬ ‪@merovingians.bsky.social‬ · 19h this is saying nothing of the absolutely deranged idea that he cannot be authentically anti-Zionist if he doesn't purge Zionists of all stripes from city government. 2 2 ‪the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)‬ ‪@merovingians.bsky.social‬ · 3h if you are calling an ardent supporter of BDS who would approve of giving Israel the Serbia treatment to stop the genocide a 'Zionist' you have fully lost the plot 1 ‪the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)‬ ‪@merovingians.bsky.social‬ · 3h personally, seems like loser shit to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The NYC DSA is guided by the soberest of minds.

We are in good hands.
Reposted by the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) ‪Will Stancil‬ ‪@whstancil.bsky.social‬ · 7h You cannot rationally govern an electorate guided by hallucinations ‪Autumn Warhammer Chick‬ ‪@celticdragon1.bsky.social‬ · 7h Yep. If voters aren't making choices based in actual reality then democracy cannot function
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Casper Van Dien, a high school not looking a day over 45, tells his dad off. Text: I WANT TO BE A CITIZEN. From Starship Troopers
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Abbot of Unreason is what labelers like this were made for.

It's time we stop allowing zionists to pretend they're anti-zionist.
Weaponizes Antisemitism Uses accusations of antisemitism in bad faith to silence or delegitimize criticism of Israel, Zionism, or U.S. foreign policy. Source: ‪@shadowbanner.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I wonder how you got that label
Label: weaponizes antisemitism you're an antisemite
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Relaxing on my off day
A human carcus sticking out of the wall, flesh half decayed, skull visible and split at jaw, moss and other vegetation all around. From Annihilation.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Why did the licorice poem poop on Lenny?
Skyline synchronicity moment where a poem, posted by "after dinner converstaions" appears to be pooping on Lenny from The Simpsons (Criminal Simpsons post). Poem: It a poem by Gertrude Sturdle It is never what it seems to be, unless it is licorice. And then sadly it is.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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LOL

Fucking calm down Youtube

Just trying to find a song
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November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM