Zoelusive
@zoelusive.bsky.social
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do they still call it cyber sex
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
do they still call it cyber sex
Astonishingly, sea ice still hasn't started to reform over the Barents Sea area yet of the #Arctic. This includes record low conditions around Svalbard as well. It's been a very bad few months across the region.
Check out more graphics here: zacklabe.com/arctic-sea-i...
Check out more graphics here: zacklabe.com/arctic-sea-i...
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
why are countries still doing this in 2025? have we not learned anything from climate change? do we not have any dream of a better future? or at least standards for the commerce and transportation of the public
www.reuters.com/world/africa... bad idea
Kenya turns to China for $1.5 billion highway expansion
Kenya and two Chinese state firms launched construction of a $1.5 billion highway expansion on Friday, marking Beijing's return to major infrastructure development in the East African economy after a ...
www.reuters.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
why are countries still doing this in 2025? have we not learned anything from climate change? do we not have any dream of a better future? or at least standards for the commerce and transportation of the public
who needs a foot mask when you have ocd
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
who needs a foot mask when you have ocd
this is what i imagine my haters are up to at this moment
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
this is what i imagine my haters are up to at this moment
there are people who have this job that don't self identify as nazis? so who tf are all the nazis???
"the benefits and risks of neurotech in law enforcement" nope if you are doing utilitarian calculus for fascist mind reading computers you've lost the plot
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
there are people who have this job that don't self identify as nazis? so who tf are all the nazis???
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asking someone how to write their name so i dont misspell it in my suicide note
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
asking someone how to write their name so i dont misspell it in my suicide note
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AI makes a lot more sense when you consider that these are the same people who pushed Blue Tooth on us.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
AI makes a lot more sense when you consider that these are the same people who pushed Blue Tooth on us.
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I'd post feet for 20km of bike lane goddamn
City of Toronto Proposes Over 20 km of New Bike Lanes and Bypasses Provincial Ban #cycling #bikelanes #safecycling tinyurl.com/mrxy8tue
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'd post feet for 20km of bike lane goddamn
trigger warning: idk real life ig
#BlackFridayParking at Bellevue One in Nashville. Supposedly the one day a year that the shops would need all this mandated parking, and it's still massively overbuilt.
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
trigger warning: idk real life ig
I don't have much to say about this other than y'all need to get your ass out the house and shop at the damn store like an adult.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don't have much to say about this other than y'all need to get your ass out the house and shop at the damn store like an adult.
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"canned" 🤭🤭🤭
Campbell's CISO canned after lawsuit alleges hour-long rant against staff and customers
Campbell's CISO canned after lawsuit alleges hour-long rant against staff and customers
Security chief placed on leave pending investigation
Campbell's has placed its US CISO and vice president on temporary leave while it investigates allegations that he disparaged customers, the company's products, and Indian staffers.…
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"canned" 🤭🤭🤭
if you're spending 100k on a personal vehicle you're included in eat the rich
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it better be twenty vehicles
if i'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be able to make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
if you're spending 100k on a personal vehicle you're included in eat the rich
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i love being vegan bc everyone suddenly falls under some kind of stupidity spell as soon as they find out
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i love being vegan bc everyone suddenly falls under some kind of stupidity spell as soon as they find out
When I see people complain about people using AI I have to wonder where their morals are. Have you seen the American lifestyle? I'd sell you all out for $5 and a bean burrito
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When I see people complain about people using AI I have to wonder where their morals are. Have you seen the American lifestyle? I'd sell you all out for $5 and a bean burrito
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x37 - 1﹐622
💨x33 - thanksgiving
💨x32 - thankful
💨x20 - 11/27
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x13 - turkey
💨x13 - guardsmen
💨x13 - afghan
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)
#йобанарусня 🇺🇦
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💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day)
🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.)
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⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above)
⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane]
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November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Damn man, you really showed us. Where are Canadians supposed to go to visit a beautiful national park now?
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Damn man, you really showed us. Where are Canadians supposed to go to visit a beautiful national park now?
went to a comedy show for my partners bday, so we lost it when the comedian joked about having a grown folks bday
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
went to a comedy show for my partners bday, so we lost it when the comedian joked about having a grown folks bday
The worst part of autism is that my partner and I cannot consume media simultaneously, lest my brain begin vibrating at mach fuck and spill out of my eyeholes
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The worst part of autism is that my partner and I cannot consume media simultaneously, lest my brain begin vibrating at mach fuck and spill out of my eyeholes
shameless double posting
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💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 7 · I wanna introduce you all to the newest member of my stuffie family, Lily the Lamb!
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November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
shameless double posting
@ing yt ppl on crunch casserole 'mac n cheese' is peak unawareness
rip to other white people not making mac n cheese for thanksgiving every year, yall are really missing out
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@ing yt ppl on crunch casserole 'mac n cheese' is peak unawareness
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i guess we know which one of them had the hoes
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i guess we know which one of them had the hoes
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honestly the only reason I make an effort to look good when I go out and about is because I think it’s critical for hotties to tell dudes like this that we simply don’t talk to ugly men like them
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
honestly the only reason I make an effort to look good when I go out and about is because I think it’s critical for hotties to tell dudes like this that we simply don’t talk to ugly men like them
at least charlie never needed backup lmaoooo
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
at least charlie never needed backup lmaoooo