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It’s all silly
Oh he’s staying and they’re going to court martial the admiral
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The flowchart does not have a logical endpoint, which is fantastic. What happens after the recommendation?

Basically this requires approval for anything that isn't medical, education, and maybe a couple other schools. It's just a busywork factory to teach every course.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nixon, Reagan, or W any day of the week and twice on Sundays over this group.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Premier League has among the best players in the world and they struggle so much to even get the ball on target with how fast the game is going.

Putting the ball in the net is so, so valuable and nobody finishes like Haaland.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think he's pretty happy with what he's got.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Could it buy Erling Haaland’s contract off Man City?

No
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I may not be a former president, but would it be minimally expedient for Trump to do so at any point?
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Point being I can see an argument for getting more than 0 points depending on the actual subject of the article.

Over 0% is a long way from quality work though
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The student got a 0 on the assignment. I didn’t see a link to the assigned article in any of the stories.

It could have been terrible work, but maybe worthy of a 50% or something. I don’t know. I can’t imagine a world where that gets a good grade in middle school though.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Poaching Pat Fitzgerald from MSU, aren’t they
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s a combo of her application for internet troll fame and moral outrage.

The only question is the percentage of each.
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My daughter tells me a lot of kids basically do their homework with ChatGPT and then edit it to make it less polished. Apparently there are other bots that will do that for them too
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
He brings an innovative style for 20 years ago and everyone hates him.

Brilliant
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Feels like schools are all just doing musical chairs too—like they decided the only way to be successful was hiring retreads who weren’t successful enough not to be fired last time.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have a feeling they all have a post-dated pardon as a condition for signing up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The optimistic take is MSU realizes they can’t chase the transfer portal anymore and wants Fitzgerald to build a stable program.

They can’t recruit that well and boy negative recruiting on him is going to be brutal.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM