Mike Crassweller
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Mike Crassweller
@zoomba.bsky.social
Director of Production at ForwardXP. Been doing this game thing over 18 years. Made games for everything from embedded web browsers to VR and latest gen consoles. He/Him

All views posted are my own.
Judging my library at least, quite a few still run
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sometimes we need to”obvious” things to be verified with research. Otherwise anyone objecting to AI is just labeled a Luddite or whatever. Now we have statistically significant data that reenforces what was otherwise disregarded as opinion.
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
At this point Steam has inertia on its side. People have built up decades worth of games on their accounts. It’s where their friends are. That’s why no one can compete. It doesn’t matter if the deal is better for devs elsewhere. The players aren’t there.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Also… I guess seasoning is “woke” now as I don’t think anything on that table has more than a whisper of salt added
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That’s a spicy hot take against hot take culture!
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What is going on with that tub of macaroni?
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I never do this, but my partner always makes a point of it when we travel. Sends them to friends and family of all ages.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Now we simmer for 6 hours
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
9 cups of onions
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’ll just be sipping off a thermos of sauce for the rest of the year
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Done
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes, that’s a gingerbread Darth Vader
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
While I lived in the Netherlands every year I’d have the same conversation with my parents and in-laws about why I was working on Thanksgiving. Every. Single. Year.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The sides are the best part of the meal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I mean… there’s a radioactive, glowing dick on screen in the first 5 minutes. 10/10 GotY.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So, I totally understood calling ranch "American Flavor" since ranch dressing is one of the few properly American food items.

What I still don't understand though is if I order "American Sauce" on my fries it's not ranch. It's shitty US mayo.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I always found it hilarious what food was labeled "American" in Dutch stores. Along with whatever weird random stuff they'd stock in the "American" section.

Out of curiosity I tried the pizza once... it wasn't half-bad for freezer pizza.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
So long as I have an nvidia card, Linux is largely off the table for me as they have terrible driver support.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fun fact: The PA Dutch are not Dutch. They're German. We're just really bad at foreign words and really mangled "Deutsche"
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM