Zack Stovall
@zstovall.bsky.social
New York, NY.
Strong like tractor. Smart like bull.
Comedy things.
#zackstovART
Strong like tractor. Smart like bull.
Comedy things.
#zackstovART
Wife is listening to the new Taylor album like she’s gotta break a code to prevent a submarine from firing on a coast somewhere
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Wife is listening to the new Taylor album like she’s gotta break a code to prevent a submarine from firing on a coast somewhere
As an Arkansas fan, I’m lieu of a fourth quarter speech, Pittman should just go to the other sideline have this chat with Notre Dame. This whooping feels trite, hack even.
September 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
As an Arkansas fan, I’m lieu of a fourth quarter speech, Pittman should just go to the other sideline have this chat with Notre Dame. This whooping feels trite, hack even.
Already got the first monologue for the “comedian” the “free speech warriors” in government put on their state-sponsored late night “comedy” television program after (checks notes) actually canceling an actual comedian.
September 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Already got the first monologue for the “comedian” the “free speech warriors” in government put on their state-sponsored late night “comedy” television program after (checks notes) actually canceling an actual comedian.
Brian Kilmeade, without parody:
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Brian Kilmeade, without parody:
Wow, men altering or demonstrating certain behaviors for the attention of women. Next up: a new invention turning heads and itself THE WHEEL
September 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wow, men altering or demonstrating certain behaviors for the attention of women. Next up: a new invention turning heads and itself THE WHEEL
Best scene in “The Godfather” has to be when after Michael kills Sollozzo and the crooked cop and everyone goes into hiding — from both the police and other gangs and everyone — only for one old guy to wail on the piano loudly day and night
July 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Best scene in “The Godfather” has to be when after Michael kills Sollozzo and the crooked cop and everyone goes into hiding — from both the police and other gangs and everyone — only for one old guy to wail on the piano loudly day and night
Literally my hometown when I was growing up.
July 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Literally my hometown when I was growing up.
That’s precisely what he wants you to think
June 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That’s precisely what he wants you to think
Because they're COWARDS, VAIN COWARDS.
May 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Because they're COWARDS, VAIN COWARDS.
and other times it doesn't even recognize REAL idioms from the REAL heartland. it's like what's the point
April 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
and other times it doesn't even recognize REAL idioms from the REAL heartland. it's like what's the point
Bryson leaving Augusta National
April 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Bryson leaving Augusta National
I’ve long been worshipping at the Temple of Tim, but @mikebsacks.bsky.social bringing Jojo Firestone and Jonjon Hamm to the service is enough to convert anyone. This is gonna be a blast.
April 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve long been worshipping at the Temple of Tim, but @mikebsacks.bsky.social bringing Jojo Firestone and Jonjon Hamm to the service is enough to convert anyone. This is gonna be a blast.
when you've been "working remotely" but boss calls for a 1:1 sync as you're lining up your putt on the 13th green
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
when you've been "working remotely" but boss calls for a 1:1 sync as you're lining up your putt on the 13th green
NGL I’d trust @pattymo.com and @edsbs.bsky.social with any number of military secrets with as much time as they’d like ahead of whatever strike was coming down the pike
March 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
NGL I’d trust @pattymo.com and @edsbs.bsky.social with any number of military secrets with as much time as they’d like ahead of whatever strike was coming down the pike
We had our reception there. I thought all of the puking and wrasslin’ went out with old man Peabody and the Stovall wedding.
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
We had our reception there. I thought all of the puking and wrasslin’ went out with old man Peabody and the Stovall wedding.
Jo Koy’s writers after he throws them under the bus
January 8, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Jo Koy’s writers after he throws them under the bus
Ugh. I’m here now. Here’s a car that just said “SPORTS” on the side of it, like a bad undercover agent wearing an NFL hat.
December 12, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Ugh. I’m here now. Here’s a car that just said “SPORTS” on the side of it, like a bad undercover agent wearing an NFL hat.