As an Arkansas fan, I’m lieu of a fourth quarter speech, Pittman should just go to the other sideline have this chat with Notre Dame. This whooping feels trite, hack even.

Already got the first monologue for the “comedian” the “free speech warriors” in government put on their state-sponsored late night “comedy” television program after (checks notes) actually canceling an actual comedian.

Brian Kilmeade, without parody: