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Mercury
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Welcome to Hieronymous Bosch's Fucked Up Bad Time World. Southern boydyke, country girlfaggot.
_turbo_crab_ on 🐦
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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bug moment
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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(bangs fists on table, getting progressively louder and louder) GORAN! GORAN! GORAN!
What the hell happened to my boy @gorangligovic.bsky.social????
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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rt if you would tuck him in
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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nice & fresh for the internet
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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kai shidedit
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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(guy living an unexamined life) yay wheeeeeeeee
November 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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please anyone help me eat today i didn't eat yesterday and i have hunger migraine and cramps!
paypal.me/vvaite im so sorry i have to beg
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I met the great sage equal to heaven and he said he fw me heavy
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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wild how the only two holidays we get are "yes, that's right. trannies are real. and a lot of them are dead"
November 20, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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mobil gas, wilson, kansas, 1980
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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i dont mind people putting out psas for things i would never do but i am laughing imagining someone who would see a paypal invoice box and type 'thanks for the weird porn homie!' in it
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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*people they define as Americans

See: most of American history/Native folks, Black folks, Mexican Americans, Japanese Americans, &etc
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!

ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Art by • David Mattingly
November 30, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"

"I don't recall saying good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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