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This might be the stupidest "investigative" report I've ever seen.

GAIT ANALYSIS! They are basing it on AI "analyzing" the way a former Capitol Police officer walked in videos.

www.theblaze.com/news/former-...
Former Capitol Police officer a forensic match for Jan. 6 pipe bomber, sources say | Blaze Media
A computer program that compared the bomb suspect’s gait to that of Shauni Kerkhoff produced a 94% match.
www.theblaze.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is fucking outrageous (and already debunked by Ed Martin of all people). “Gait analysis” is not admissible in court unless it’s corroborative evidence, not your only evidence. There are tens of millions of people with the same gait, which itself is subject to numerous environmental factors.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"They released the story saying it was a Capitol Police officer, a woman who later joined the CIA....they said they had figured this out primarily by looking at her gait, her walk."

If it seems too good to be true, it is. @willsommer.bsky.social on The Blaze's pipe-bomb fizzle in False Flag:
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump’s FBI are incompetent. The Blaze identified the Jan 6 pipe bomber using gait analysis The Blaze itself claims was doctored. So…they’re relying on “doctored” video to make an outrageous claim. What has the FBI done to investigate? #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
The Pipe Bomber Story That Doesn't Add Up
On November 8, 2025, The Blaze published an explosive claim: they had identified the January 6 pipe bomber as Shauni Rae Kerkhoff, a former Capitol Police officer now working for the CIA. The story sp...
www.dailykos.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gait-gate crumbles
Pro-Trump media went wild for a bombshell exposé claiming the Jan. 6th pipe bomber was a Capitol Police officer with CIA ties.

But now the story looks shaky, tweets are getting deleted, and the story's backers are running for cover. My @thebulwark.com newsletter: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-blaze-...
The Blaze’s Pipe-Bomb Bombshell Appears to Bomb
The right-wing outlet claimed to solve the Jan. 6th pipe-bomb mystery. Things quickly looked less certain.
www.thebulwark.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Here is Baker explaining to Beck that he targeted her for "gait analysis" because she was a Capitol officer.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
In the Blaze’s telling, a female former Capitol Police officer who joined the CIA shortly after January 6th was “a forensic match” for the individual caught on camera footage the night before. The article included the woman’s name and several pictures of her, claiming to use “gait analysis.”
Oh, a *** outlet contrived a *** investigation and published a *** story that *** people seized on to promote their *** prior rhetoric? That’s a surprise.
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The Blaze’s Pipe-Bomb Bombshell Appears to Bomb
The right-wing outlet claimed to solve the Jan. 6th pipe-bomb mystery. Things quickly looked less certain.
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Gait analysis is bullshit.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They need to start with a chimpanzee gait
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Witnessing the struggles of colleagues who face significant physical challenges, such as difficulties with gait, paralysis, or memory loss, can be a powerful reminder of how important 😷 , 💉 & our precious health & our basic functions are.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I worked in video analytics. We did gait. You can't get 94% confidence of gender, let alone specific identity, from gait alone. Any individual human has wider variance in their own gait than that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Antifascists have identified fascists, in part, by comparing eyes, ears, nasolabial folds, shoes, hair/hairlines, moles, scars, glasses, watches, phone cases, shoes, belts, backpacks, shirts, rings, etc.

Their "gait"? Never, because it's not a thing.
Here is Baker explaining to Beck that he targeted her for "gait analysis" because she was a Capitol officer.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my exact gait and posture trying to get up and fix my morning coffee. note the weak wave
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We’d miss out on some of the eugenic/transhumanist subtext if it wasn’t “upright” with a good gait and posture and all.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And Baldur's Gait is the weird swagger that Baldur has when he walks
a man with a tattoo on his chest is talking to another man in a video game .
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his chest is talking to another man in a video game .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He had that Josh Hawley gait
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Looks really questionable. A 94% match from gait analysis software.

www.theblaze.com/news/former-...
Former Capitol Police officer a forensic match for Jan. 6 pipe bomber, sources say | Blaze Media
A computer program that compared the bomb suspect’s gait to that of Shauni Kerkhoff produced a 94% match.
www.theblaze.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
25th Now? Alzheimer's patients/Trump: Sundowner Symptoms, walking gait, chair slump, falling asleep inappropriately, eyes/blank stares in recent photos, fits of rage, delusional lies, belligerent, obstinate behavior, incoherent speeches/texts, losing the point, forgetting, mannerisms, temperament.
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Mamdani to Implement Shai-Hulud Law:
Free Spice, Mandatory Uneven Gait for All Pedestrians Across Five Boroughs
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
by J6ers and supporters for testifying in their criminal cases
-Lack of evidence (gait analysis is far from definitive and never used as a standalone way to ID someone in criminal cases)
-The Blaze doesn't even seem to attempt to talk to her or ask for comment!

They even name her family members. /
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
(With that said, you are right, we should be solving the problem of developing robots that developmentally learn how to stand up on their own because then we would get the standing upright and walking with a dynamic gait parts for free)
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
XENOGEARS MENTIONED
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I honestly think we do ourselves enormous damage by joking about Russian technological advances. This is a genuinely groundbreaking moment and one we should all take a moment to recognise; a humanoid robot trained to perfectly mimic the gait and coordination of Dmitry Medvedev flawlessly.
A Russian company presented the country's first (per TASS) humanoid robot equipped with AI today; it didn't go very well. (The soundtrack is spot-on though)
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Will be interesting to see what happens the first time Trump has a wipe-out fall in public. From his gait and posture, I think a fall is inevitable. The only question is whether it will be on camera.
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The "G" in RPG clearly stands for Gait so it was only about time I got myself prepared for the role!

RPGait gifs made by @kuroro-art.bsky.social
#BintuArt
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM