Elon bringing back the alien dreadnought bulkshit to hype Cybercab, saying it will be manufactured at a ten second takt time, maybe five seconds. This is bonkers shit that lost Tesla $2 billion last time, and makes even less sense for a taxi, where profit comes from utilization not scale.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Elon bringing back the alien dreadnought bulkshit to hype Cybercab, saying it will be manufactured at a ten second takt time, maybe five seconds. This is bonkers shit that lost Tesla $2 billion last time, and makes even less sense for a taxi, where profit comes from utilization not scale.
Strong use of the appositive here www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2... by @faizsays.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Strong use of the appositive here www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2... by @faizsays.bsky.social
Маск сообщил в ходе ежегодного собрания инвесторов, что производство Cybercab начнется на заводе Gigafactory Texas в апреле 2026 года.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Маск сообщил в ходе ежегодного собрания инвесторов, что производство Cybercab начнется на заводе Gigafactory Texas в апреле 2026 года.
This is how you will die in your Tesla or Tesla's Cybercab on full self driving mode, when you're no longer paying attention and either sleep or text whilst driving.
This beta software needs to be stopped!
This beta software needs to be stopped!
Watch Tesla Full Self-Driving v14.1.4 fail to react to an oncoming car, moving over only at the penultimate second to avoid a crash.
A human driver paying attention would have flashed their headlights, slowed down and moved over long before hitting the oncoming car.
Ban it now!
A human driver paying attention would have flashed their headlights, slowed down and moved over long before hitting the oncoming car.
Ban it now!
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is how you will die in your Tesla or Tesla's Cybercab on full self driving mode, when you're no longer paying attention and either sleep or text whilst driving.
This beta software needs to be stopped!
This beta software needs to be stopped!
Tesla to begin Cybercab production in April, Musk claims https://cstu.io/9514fd #python #s #cybersecurity
Tesla to begin Cybercab production in April, Musk claims | TechCrunch
Elon Musk said he expects Tesla to be able to put all the Cybercabs it builds on the road, and thanked Waymo for 'paving the path.'
cstu.io
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tesla to begin Cybercab production in April, Musk claims https://cstu.io/9514fd #python #s #cybersecurity
lol so Tesla’s sales are tanking directly because of what Leon has done, so he pivots to it’s a cybercab company,no it’s a robot company, wait no it’s an AI company, it’s all the same crap subsidizing one another, it’s a house of cards.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
lol so Tesla’s sales are tanking directly because of what Leon has done, so he pivots to it’s a cybercab company,no it’s a robot company, wait no it’s an AI company, it’s all the same crap subsidizing one another, it’s a house of cards.
Tesla’s Cybercab may have a steering wheel after all
Tesla’s Cybercab may have a steering wheel after all
Steering wheels are a big deal with regulators.
buff.ly
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Tesla’s Cybercab may have a steering wheel after all
Nah, I'm going to keep making fun of it. There's a reason why two seaters are known as sports cars and make up a small portion of the market.
But if Elon wants to make sure that families can never use his cybercab, good for him I guess
But if Elon wants to make sure that families can never use his cybercab, good for him I guess
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Nah, I'm going to keep making fun of it. There's a reason why two seaters are known as sports cars and make up a small portion of the market.
But if Elon wants to make sure that families can never use his cybercab, good for him I guess
But if Elon wants to make sure that families can never use his cybercab, good for him I guess
Wil. The entire cybercab is an assertion not backed up by anything.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wil. The entire cybercab is an assertion not backed up by anything.
I mean, yes, because otherwise they would just be operating illegally. BBG actually sent a red head for this unfortunately
*TESLA WILL ADD STEERING WHEEL, PEDALS IF MANDATED BY REGULATORS
*TESLA WILL REDESIGN CYBERCAB IF REQUIRED, BOARD CHAIR SAYS
*TESLA WILL ADD STEERING WHEEL, PEDALS IF MANDATED BY REGULATORS
*TESLA WILL REDESIGN CYBERCAB IF REQUIRED, BOARD CHAIR SAYS
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I mean, yes, because otherwise they would just be operating illegally. BBG actually sent a red head for this unfortunately
*TESLA WILL ADD STEERING WHEEL, PEDALS IF MANDATED BY REGULATORS
*TESLA WILL REDESIGN CYBERCAB IF REQUIRED, BOARD CHAIR SAYS
*TESLA WILL ADD STEERING WHEEL, PEDALS IF MANDATED BY REGULATORS
*TESLA WILL REDESIGN CYBERCAB IF REQUIRED, BOARD CHAIR SAYS
Tesla's board chair confirmed that the automaker may give the Cybercab a steering wheel after all. It may need to to sell the purpose-built robotaxi in the kind of volumes it hopes to.
'If We Have To': Tesla Cybercab Might Come With A Steering Wheel After All
Tesla board chairwoman Robyn Denholm suggested Tesla may need to equip the Cybercab with a steering wheel to appease federal regulators.
insideevs.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tesla's board chair confirmed that the automaker may give the Cybercab a steering wheel after all. It may need to to sell the purpose-built robotaxi in the kind of volumes it hopes to.
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So, let's say Tesla can somehow cut that in half with the cybercab. If they're going to save perhaps a few grand per year, is it really worth the development cost of an entirely different vehicle and the complexity of managing two different types in the fleet?
I doubt it. I doubt it
I doubt it. I doubt it
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So, let's say Tesla can somehow cut that in half with the cybercab. If they're going to save perhaps a few grand per year, is it really worth the development cost of an entirely different vehicle and the complexity of managing two different types in the fleet?
I doubt it. I doubt it
I doubt it. I doubt it
$TSLA Executive Says the Cybercab Could Have a Steering Wheel if Absolutely Needed www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-e... via autoevolution
Tesla Executive Says the Cybercab Could Have a Steering Wheel if Absolutely Needed
During an investor-charming media tour, Tesla's chair Robyn Denholm announced that the Cybercab could be built with a steering wheel and pedals "if we have to"
www.autoevolution.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
$TSLA Executive Says the Cybercab Could Have a Steering Wheel if Absolutely Needed www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-e... via autoevolution
Tesla May Add Steering Wheel, Pedals to Cybercab After All
Board Chair Signals Shift Toward More Conventional Affordable EV
Comment: “so much about Adam Jonas saying that Tesla has solved autonomous driving. This indicates defeat and the bubble will burst”
#Tesla
Board Chair Signals Shift Toward More Conventional Affordable EV
Comment: “so much about Adam Jonas saying that Tesla has solved autonomous driving. This indicates defeat and the bubble will burst”
#Tesla
Tesla May Add Steering Wheel, Pedals to Cybercab After All - TT
“If we have to have a steering wheel, it can have a steering wheel and pedals,” Robyn Denholm, the chair of Tesla’s board of directors, told Bloomberg News in an interview Oct. 28.
www.ttnews.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Tesla May Add Steering Wheel, Pedals to Cybercab After All
Board Chair Signals Shift Toward More Conventional Affordable EV
Comment: “so much about Adam Jonas saying that Tesla has solved autonomous driving. This indicates defeat and the bubble will burst”
#Tesla
Board Chair Signals Shift Toward More Conventional Affordable EV
Comment: “so much about Adam Jonas saying that Tesla has solved autonomous driving. This indicates defeat and the bubble will burst”
#Tesla
$TSLA - CANTOR FITZGERALD RAISES TESLA PRICE TARGET TO $510 FROM $355 Sheppard highlighted that production for the Cybercab, Semi, and Megapack 3 remains on track for FY26, with Optimus production targeted for next year. Tesla also expects a notable increase in capex, projected
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
$TSLA - CANTOR FITZGERALD RAISES TESLA PRICE TARGET TO $510 FROM $355 Sheppard highlighted that production for the Cybercab, Semi, and Megapack 3 remains on track for FY26, with Optimus production targeted for next year. Tesla also expects a notable increase in capex, projected
Tous les jours, une énormité, c'est maladif.
"Elon Musk prédit que son robot Optimus « fera un excellent chirurgien ».
Le même robot qui n'a pas su gérer une distribution de pop-corn qui s'est avéré être télécommandé lors de l'événement Cybercab organisé par l'entreprise."
"Elon Musk prédit que son robot Optimus « fera un excellent chirurgien ».
Le même robot qui n'a pas su gérer une distribution de pop-corn qui s'est avéré être télécommandé lors de l'événement Cybercab organisé par l'entreprise."
Elon Musk predicts Tesla’s Optimus ‘will make a great surgeon.’
This is the same robot that couldn’t handle popcorn distribution at Tesla’s diner, and was revealed to be remote controlled at the company’s Cybercab event. In a Q3 earnings call, Musk said he would “...
www.theverge.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Tous les jours, une énormité, c'est maladif.
"Elon Musk prédit que son robot Optimus « fera un excellent chirurgien ».
Le même robot qui n'a pas su gérer une distribution de pop-corn qui s'est avéré être télécommandé lors de l'événement Cybercab organisé par l'entreprise."
"Elon Musk prédit que son robot Optimus « fera un excellent chirurgien ».
Le même robot qui n'a pas su gérer une distribution de pop-corn qui s'est avéré être télécommandé lors de l'événement Cybercab organisé par l'entreprise."
Musk insults Sean Duffy, the US Secretary of the Department of Transportation (DOT) in this tweet.
Few realize how bad this is, as the DOT controls NHTSA, the US traffic safety regulator, which needs to approve Tesla's Cybercab to be produced in 2026 without a steering wheel or gas/brake pedals.
Few realize how bad this is, as the DOT controls NHTSA, the US traffic safety regulator, which needs to approve Tesla's Cybercab to be produced in 2026 without a steering wheel or gas/brake pedals.
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Musk insults Sean Duffy, the US Secretary of the Department of Transportation (DOT) in this tweet.
Few realize how bad this is, as the DOT controls NHTSA, the US traffic safety regulator, which needs to approve Tesla's Cybercab to be produced in 2026 without a steering wheel or gas/brake pedals.
Few realize how bad this is, as the DOT controls NHTSA, the US traffic safety regulator, which needs to approve Tesla's Cybercab to be produced in 2026 without a steering wheel or gas/brake pedals.
When Cybercab? Anywhere?
When without security person on driver or passenger seat?
When will the $ trillion come in from Robotaxis and Optimus sales?
#Tesla
When without security person on driver or passenger seat?
When will the $ trillion come in from Robotaxis and Optimus sales?
#Tesla
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
When Cybercab? Anywhere?
When without security person on driver or passenger seat?
When will the $ trillion come in from Robotaxis and Optimus sales?
#Tesla
When without security person on driver or passenger seat?
When will the $ trillion come in from Robotaxis and Optimus sales?
#Tesla
But after this, there's nothing really left in Tesla's EV pipeline. Yes, the Cybercab, but that obv. needs true self-driving. It also needs the unboxed manufacturing process. Tesla seems to be making "unboxed" progress, but may not be ready and the savings may not be there. 3/
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
But after this, there's nothing really left in Tesla's EV pipeline. Yes, the Cybercab, but that obv. needs true self-driving. It also needs the unboxed manufacturing process. Tesla seems to be making "unboxed" progress, but may not be ready and the savings may not be there. 3/
On est monté à bord du Cybercab, le futur taxi 100% autonome de Tesla, qui est exposé à Paris pendant quelques jours !
Des embuches, législatives, et il faudra convaincre le grand public que posséder une voiture n’est plus vraiment nécessaire www.presse-citron.net/on-est-monte...
Des embuches, législatives, et il faudra convaincre le grand public que posséder une voiture n’est plus vraiment nécessaire www.presse-citron.net/on-est-monte...
On est monté à bord du Cybercab, le futur taxi autonome de Tesla
Le Cybercab, véhicule 100% autonome de Tesla destiné à assurer son service de robotaxi, est exposé à Paris pendant quelques jours. Forcément, nous avons voulu monter à bord. L'occasion d'analyser ce p...
www.presse-citron.net
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
On est monté à bord du Cybercab, le futur taxi 100% autonome de Tesla, qui est exposé à Paris pendant quelques jours !
Des embuches, législatives, et il faudra convaincre le grand public que posséder une voiture n’est plus vraiment nécessaire www.presse-citron.net/on-est-monte...
Des embuches, législatives, et il faudra convaincre le grand public que posséder une voiture n’est plus vraiment nécessaire www.presse-citron.net/on-est-monte...
🔥 11 h 30 #twitch Raph / La quotidienne
#TechNews
> Le Cybercab de Tesla, pas si ouf ?
> Test du vidéoprojecteur 4K Dangbei Mars pro 2
> Le PDG d'Intel s'en va !
> On a testé le Keychron K8
↪️ twitch.tv/lesnumeriques
#TechNews
> Le Cybercab de Tesla, pas si ouf ?
> Test du vidéoprojecteur 4K Dangbei Mars pro 2
> Le PDG d'Intel s'en va !
> On a testé le Keychron K8
↪️ twitch.tv/lesnumeriques
December 3, 2024 at 10:24 AM
🔥 11 h 30 #twitch Raph / La quotidienne
#TechNews
> Le Cybercab de Tesla, pas si ouf ?
> Test du vidéoprojecteur 4K Dangbei Mars pro 2
> Le PDG d'Intel s'en va !
> On a testé le Keychron K8
↪️ twitch.tv/lesnumeriques
#TechNews
> Le Cybercab de Tesla, pas si ouf ?
> Test du vidéoprojecteur 4K Dangbei Mars pro 2
> Le PDG d'Intel s'en va !
> On a testé le Keychron K8
↪️ twitch.tv/lesnumeriques
Thanks to Tesla’s “vision only” self-driving, Tesla FSD is not an industry leader & miles away from being functionally safe. So Tesla’s Cybercab and self-driving revolution is now all but confirmed as vapourware. Everything that once made Tesla one of the highest-valued companies is falling apart.
This Is How Tesla Will Die
The vultures are circling the tech giant.
open.substack.com
March 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thanks to Tesla’s “vision only” self-driving, Tesla FSD is not an industry leader & miles away from being functionally safe. So Tesla’s Cybercab and self-driving revolution is now all but confirmed as vapourware. Everything that once made Tesla one of the highest-valued companies is falling apart.