Look at this absolute chunker of a #platypus (Schnabeltier in German = "beak-animal")!
#Fattypus

Shady Pants is a true cu*t. I think his mother was a fuck-billed fattypus and his father a wombat turd. I could be wrong but I’m close.

turn that platypus into a fattypus

All these young girls wandering about thinking they look like a Kardashian when in reality they look like a duckbilled fattypus shrink wrapped in a bin liner.

Look at this absolute unit. This #platypus is so fat it could be a seal. 🦭
#Fattypus at @hunterianglasgow.bsky.social Zoology Museum 🤩. #Taxidermy

Bum fluff Jimmy the Liberal taxidermist says Pollsters we're to blame for their loss! That's dumber than blaming his stuffed fattypus. What would they have done differently if the Pollster said "You're gonna fail spectacularly"? 🤔

I've arrived at Manchester Museum and of course the first order of business is a pilgrimage two of the world's fattest #platypuses. Absolute chonkbeasts.
#fattypus #taxidermy #platypus

Rate my #platypus: Sorbonne Zoology Museum Edition (No. 2).
An excellent specimen - pleasingly round, on the edge of being a fattypus.
If I were nit-picking, as the specimen appears to be standing on land, the webs on her hands should be balled up into its fists rather than splayed out. #taxidermy

Fattypus