My grammarian tells me I have the coordinating conjunctions of a man half my age
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My grammarian tells me I have the coordinating conjunctions of a man half my age
I like POUTUS. What do you think - does it qualify as a portmanteau? (Not a grammarian, seriously want to know) Gonna use it regardless
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I like POUTUS. What do you think - does it qualify as a portmanteau? (Not a grammarian, seriously want to know) Gonna use it regardless
This grammarian is TWITCHING.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This grammarian is TWITCHING.
*degreed grammarian sigh* gonna just ignore this one given the vibes
"Ends in victory" a rare example of passive tense hiding an incredible achievement instead of a terrible crime
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*degreed grammarian sigh* gonna just ignore this one given the vibes
You are right. I am embarrassed because at this moment I am talking to somebody who I believe might be the only grammarian ever to make the New York Times Best Seller list.
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You are right. I am embarrassed because at this moment I am talking to somebody who I believe might be the only grammarian ever to make the New York Times Best Seller list.
i hope you drop this grammarian position. get onboard.
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i hope you drop this grammarian position. get onboard.
I am applauding this amorous grammarian
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am applauding this amorous grammarian
A helpful tip from The Happy Grammarian:👵🏻
Lay: to put or set something down
Lie: to be in or assume a horizontal position
Lay: to put or set something down
Lie: to be in or assume a horizontal position
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A helpful tip from The Happy Grammarian:👵🏻
Lay: to put or set something down
Lie: to be in or assume a horizontal position
Lay: to put or set something down
Lie: to be in or assume a horizontal position
A helpful tip from The Happy Grammarian:👵🏻
You’re - you are
Your - something you own
Yore - the olden times
You’re - you are
Your - something you own
Yore - the olden times
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A helpful tip from The Happy Grammarian:👵🏻
You’re - you are
Your - something you own
Yore - the olden times
You’re - you are
Your - something you own
Yore - the olden times
Speculative Grammarian, a long-running publication of satirical linguistics, is winding down specgram.com #linguistics
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October 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Speculative Grammarian, a long-running publication of satirical linguistics, is winding down specgram.com #linguistics
A helpful tip from The Happy Grammarian:👵🏻
To: direction, relationship or indicating
an infinitive
Too: more than enough, or also
Two: the number
Tutu: the little skirt ballerinas wear
To: direction, relationship or indicating
an infinitive
Too: more than enough, or also
Two: the number
Tutu: the little skirt ballerinas wear
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A helpful tip from The Happy Grammarian:👵🏻
To: direction, relationship or indicating
an infinitive
Too: more than enough, or also
Two: the number
Tutu: the little skirt ballerinas wear
To: direction, relationship or indicating
an infinitive
Too: more than enough, or also
Two: the number
Tutu: the little skirt ballerinas wear
I am not a Greek grammarian, or even a classicist by training. But I know what prose should do, and Peter’s denial of Jesus does it. The story of Legion? Unforgettable. The only writer willing to let the Messiah’s return, death, and resurrection be a horror story.
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am not a Greek grammarian, or even a classicist by training. But I know what prose should do, and Peter’s denial of Jesus does it. The story of Legion? Unforgettable. The only writer willing to let the Messiah’s return, death, and resurrection be a horror story.
The same guy who said this also theorized that the Kennedys were cursed because they couldn’t handle all that new money.
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The same guy who said this also theorized that the Kennedys were cursed because they couldn’t handle all that new money.
A grammarian came to my house and knocked on the door.
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: To.
Me: To who?
Him: No, it's 'to whom'
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: To.
Me: To who?
Him: No, it's 'to whom'
October 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A grammarian came to my house and knocked on the door.
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: To.
Me: To who?
Him: No, it's 'to whom'
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: To.
Me: To who?
Him: No, it's 'to whom'
"Switch a pair of O’s for E’s and their names are interchangeable. Get your singular and plural mixed up and you’re referring to one bird instead of a gaggle. Each group demands that you be a music fan and a grammarian."
Goose vs. Geese — How to Tell the Bands Apart (gift link):
Goose vs. Geese — How to Tell the Bands Apart (gift link):
Goose Is a Jam Band. Geese Is Indie Rock. They Both Have New Albums.
They’re also both on tour. Confused? We can help.
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Switch a pair of O’s for E’s and their names are interchangeable. Get your singular and plural mixed up and you’re referring to one bird instead of a gaggle. Each group demands that you be a music fan and a grammarian."
Goose vs. Geese — How to Tell the Bands Apart (gift link):
Goose vs. Geese — How to Tell the Bands Apart (gift link):
#TavQOTD "Annual pie contest ends in heaving disaster! Beloved cleric shocks all with dirty trick!"
Siraan tried to win the Baldur's Gate pie-eating contest by using her Ring of the Grammarian to cast Chunderwave on the other contestants. 🤢
She was disqualified and banned from all future contests.
Siraan tried to win the Baldur's Gate pie-eating contest by using her Ring of the Grammarian to cast Chunderwave on the other contestants. 🤢
She was disqualified and banned from all future contests.
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
#TavQOTD "Annual pie contest ends in heaving disaster! Beloved cleric shocks all with dirty trick!"
Siraan tried to win the Baldur's Gate pie-eating contest by using her Ring of the Grammarian to cast Chunderwave on the other contestants. 🤢
She was disqualified and banned from all future contests.
Siraan tried to win the Baldur's Gate pie-eating contest by using her Ring of the Grammarian to cast Chunderwave on the other contestants. 🤢
She was disqualified and banned from all future contests.
She's a nine but a prescriptive grammarian.
September 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
She's a nine but a prescriptive grammarian.
Hahaha that's worth a follow, fellow grammarian!
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hahaha that's worth a follow, fellow grammarian!
Last night, the Pickford was honored to welcome grammarian Ellen Jovin and filmmaker Brandt Johnson for a sold out screening of the wonderful #RebelWithAClause, Q&A, and of course, lots of answered questions at the Grammar Table! Thank you for visiting us, Ellen and [email protected]
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Last night, the Pickford was honored to welcome grammarian Ellen Jovin and filmmaker Brandt Johnson for a sold out screening of the wonderful #RebelWithAClause, Q&A, and of course, lots of answered questions at the Grammar Table! Thank you for visiting us, Ellen and [email protected]
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September 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Sorry for the inconvenience!
Wincing Grammarian here. 🧐 Suggest "fucking bill", instead of "fucking grandma", who is just out here trying to survive on that check! No other notes. Carry on, Maxwell, we love you!
❤️♥️♥️
❤️♥️♥️
December 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Wincing Grammarian here. 🧐 Suggest "fucking bill", instead of "fucking grandma", who is just out here trying to survive on that check! No other notes. Carry on, Maxwell, we love you!
❤️♥️♥️
❤️♥️♥️
looking at Jacob's Well, a collection of stories and moral observation for a 15th-century pastor, and found a strange/interesting bit on education -- if you're a grammar school student, and you speak your own language (English) in school instead of French or Latin, you'll be beaten until you switch+
![If a grammarian speaks his own language in school, English, he shall be hit with a rod on his hand or scoured [a noogie?] or pinched on the cheek or ear, and he shall be taught to speak Latin or French [instead], just as in this world, whoever speaks his own language, which is Truth, shall be chastised and beaten in his body ... and shall be taught to lie.
from Clinton Atchely's 1998 U of Washington Diss.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ytclddjm5b2nk6c7onijbgfd/bafkreicnfffwm7qllewz7j4hl6rjxi2vtllolm5gsozn46sstbpxwn5aja@jpeg)
March 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
looking at Jacob's Well, a collection of stories and moral observation for a 15th-century pastor, and found a strange/interesting bit on education -- if you're a grammar school student, and you speak your own language (English) in school instead of French or Latin, you'll be beaten until you switch+
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Grammarian at a wedding, objecting when they say, "till death do us part"
January 25, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Grammarian at a wedding, objecting when they say, "till death do us part"