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#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen you think you farted, but you followed through
a woman is making a funny face while standing in front of a microphone and saying whoops .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while standing in front of a microphone and saying whoops .
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December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen the cat has trophy instead of you
a gold trophy with a laurel wreath around it and a ribbon that says well done
ALT: a gold trophy with a laurel wreath around it and a ribbon that says well done
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December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen the postman only rings once!
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen @sidneypaget.bsky.social doesn't buy a round.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen you can't spell the word
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen I say so!
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
blutterfy.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen the catastrophizing creeps in
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen there's someone there to hear the tree fall in the forest, and it doesn't fall on them.
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen it involves cats.

This would've been a parakeetastrophe.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
chaos1674.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen he attempts to answer questions.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen it's happening to you.

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Smiling barn owl. Text: Laughs Schadenfreudenly
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
alanmayday.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen cats are involved

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a black and white cat is sitting on a hammock hanging from a window .
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December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x31 - gerrymandered
💨x30 - 1﹐630
💨x22 - eurovision
💨x19 - letitia
💨x19 - alito
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x17 - justices
💨x15 - scotus
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): democracy*, ukraine*, gerrymandered, 1﹐630, eurovision, letitia, alito, gaza*, justices, scotus, halle, pantone, indict, court's, supreme, somalis, roberts, redrawn, partisan, metaverse, mangione, gerrymander, 6-3, unsigned, redistricting, racially, gerrymandering, fnaf, favorable, décembre, 12/5, maps, kagan, dissent, ambiguous, 10-1, wreckage, robert's, reindict, metroid, leticia, illegitimate, holsey, fiona, federalist, court, congo, clarence, calvinball, california's, aubrey, 2025-12-04, 눈이, yusuf, trudeau, somalia, rejects, pipe, mamada, himes, favoring, docket, cropper, cotton, chu, capsized, capitalismo, amnesty, 2025-12-05, 1﹐629, 金曜日, 溶け, 毛布, 味方, お客様, écouté, vra, tarantino, supermoon, suitcase, stereo, stalls, sci, sc, santa's, rwanda, rulings, rogan, robes, reaves, re-indict, pspp, onboard, oled, octopath, nightreign, netflix's, muting, mta, mid-decade, komander, kobolds, jury, intervene, gerrymanders, geralmente, expand, exits, ebu, districts, department's, cruiser, censoring, calf, buscando, borrowing, blistering, bebe, através, acidente, abducted, 12/6, 12/4/25, 12/4/2025, 오래, 안녕하세요, 送る, 貰える, 知り合い, 生姜, 朝日新聞, 明後日, 忘年会, 年間, 年内, 小谷, 地下, 双子, 冬眠, 再び, プレ, プラットフォーム, ズートピア, クリスマス, エッチ, アク, へー, つら, あれこれ, zia, year-end, wonky, wolfe, witchcraft, wagons, volcanic, viajar, ven, vecna, vale200, upholding, upheld, troubling, travail, trance, texas, taney, surrendering, supremes, suena, successes, streeting, spinoff, spd, soundcloud, slum, sidelines, sharpton, sham, sentiments, self-control, seats-npr, samus, samui, ruling, royalty, rosé, roh, rodman, revived, reviewers, reprise, rejoice, referendum, redistrict, recourse, recebi, racial, quincy, puone Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): watchroh, scotus, roh, weeknightwriters, nba, livestream, bbcqt, snkcall, hot, haiku, goavsgo, freepalestine, ff14, vrchat, spicysky, mff, love, ice, firstdraftfall, メンズ, xxx, tease, science, of, ncaawbb, mff2025, letsplay, indiegames, hairy, 企業, ばけ, writesky, waffle1414, teen, spotifywrapped, snowman, sffchat, privacy, photo, pc, outdoorcum, nyr, nakedoutdoor, moon, linux, football, eurovision, digitalartist, business, bg3, awesomecharacters, メンエス, yeg, vrc, vinylsky, truth, toriesgone518, target, python, putinwarcriminal, photooftheday, paws4music, party, nipples, motchus, monaco, mmromance, metroidprime4, metroid, merrychristmas, leafsforever, kidlitartpostcard, jazz, itsonlyacatastrophewhen, indivisible, heatedrivalry, grok, gaysky, fullmoon, fuck, fox, folklore, dailyhaikuprompt, community, businessgrowth, body, bg3vp, avspsychic, anxiety, altgirl, 音楽, 電車, 猫好きさんと繋がりたい, 企業公式相互フォロー, 乃木坂46, 一次創作, メンズエステ#メンエス, ニュース, ジャンプ, ウクライナ, アウトドア, みんな, この, かわいい, yyc, wtf, writingprompts, worldofwarcraft, women, woman, wikipedia, wiki, wherewindsmeet, wethepeople, wbb, wargaming, warcrimes, waleg, voiceactor, vinylrecords, vinylcommunity, vinylcollectors, viera, vibes, vgencomm, vaporwave, vaccines, ukrainewar, uaejobs, uaejobmarket, uae, twitchtv, twitchaffiliate, twitch , traveltips, transparencia, transformation, toronto, titties, tickets, thighthursday, teasing, takeabow, taco, taboo, sustainabledevelopment, supremecourt, supreme, support, supermoon, style, strike, stopice, stolitz, stocks, stocking, stlblues, stickers, stevecropper, spicy, sleepydon, signal, secretsantaaonz, savethechildren, samsung, saltlakecity, ruleoflaw, roughsex, roblox, rkgk, ringofhonor, rfunews, representation, releasethefiles, rejoineu, raptors, racist, putin, publishing, publicsex, publichealth, proudblue, proceduralart, pokemonscarletviolet, playstation, pixai, pits, pinupgirl, pinks, photographer, petplay, percyandwagneralmshouses, peladonarua, pathfinder, palestine, osaka, online, onepride, ocean, nyrangers Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): ☃, 🐎, 🌕, 🚽, 🦜, 🛐, 🙇🏻, 🖐️, 💪🏽, 🎺, 🎅, 🎄, 🌃, ♟️, ☃️, 🫶🏽, 🧣, 🧛‍♂️, 🧑‍💻, 🧎🏻‍♂️, 🦸, 🦢, 🦐, 🦌, 🥶, 🥞, 🤳, 🤦🏻‍♀️, 🤞🏼, 🤜, 🟣, 🛌, 🚾, 🚝, 🚌, 🚃, 🙌🏻, 🙋🏼‍♀️, 🙋🏻‍♂️, 🙋🏻‍♀️, 🙋🏻, 🙋, 🙀, 😯, 😠, 🗒, 🖕🏻, 🖋, 🕷️, 🔬, 🔨, 📘, 💃, 👾, 👼, 👴, 👋🏽, 👊🏼, 👁️‍🗨️, 🐘, 🐐, 🐇, 🐂, 🏦, 🏒, 🎤, 🎆, 🎁, 🍻, 🍪, 🍅, 🌪️, 🌖, 🉑, 🇵🇹, 🇭🇰, 🆚, 🆙, 🆔, ❄, ✌🏼, ✊🏾, ⛈️, ⛄, ⚖️, ♨, ♠️, ♊, ☢️, ☄️ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
fleurdela.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen #OwlyShenanigans get out of hand.💢🦉🦉💢

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2 barn owls edited onto skyscrapers, like a kaijuu attack.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen @LetsTagIt and IDon't make eye contact! 🤨
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen you don't listen to Dad. 🤭
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen you read the wrong list. 😜
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
lisachampny.bsky.social
P#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen We've lost our voice.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
calendargirlbot.bsky.social
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen is this week's #ApocalypseTags #HashtagGame !

PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM