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jean vicquemare

@vicquemarequotes.bsky.social

No, Harry... it's *not* your name, (the man scoffs.) Your name is Baron Von Kikkenberg -- cool guy.

November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM Everybody can reply

Empé 👑🃏🦋

@yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app

HE SCOFFS IN GREAT FLAMES

Best Jeanist Miles Voss 👖🔭🏋🏽‍♂️🎷🎮🧮🤖 @kingstewart94.bsky.social · 3h

Old Man Yama bout to bring it on home

November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM Everybody can reply

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judgement nut 🔞 (ft. Optimusk)

@cellblebs.bsky.social

With Megatron before any sparkling is conceived. Meg scoffs at the demand, about to refute but UM point blank states the carrier in question is his son, born to a warframe carrier, and the last born sparkling in millions of years. Meg’s optic ridges are raised high in shock.

November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM Everybody can reply

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human scary bean

@humanbean.net

when you learn a skill, a language, an art, whatever - it should be useful to you.

and if someone scoffs like, "lol you should learn a more useful skill/language/whatever"

fuck them. you choose what matters to you. it's your world.

this is the way

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 8h

i studied latin for eight years and for eight years nearly evreyone told me to learn a Useful language like spanish adn that only made me want to study latin harder

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 8h

i also hate the question "but what are you going to DO with it". why does it matter. why must evreything be Useful

November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM Everybody can reply

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Duth "Chloe" Olec

@dutholec.bsky.social

I am a silly sometimes. Even when a sinister, powerfully-hypnotic love goddess lamia is enforcing her presence onto the scene. #hypnovember #lamia #naga #snake #hypnokink #hypnosis

Lila uncurls from Wren, leaving them on the couch, and Top barks like a dog herding sheep to direct Lila away from the field of play.

“Now, with the push of a button—a cloud button—definitely what I meant—”

A puff of smoke surrounds the couch, and Wren shouts, now sitting upright on the couch.

“Huh? What? What happened?” They groan. “Aw, I was having a dream that I wasn’t at this tournament! I was . . .” They glance at the leaving Lila and blush. “Never mind. Can I go now?”

“Oh, but why would you want to go anywhere?” An imposing pile of scaly red coils slithers into the dome, a pink heart pattern tracing down the long, thick tail.

“Don’t try that on me,” they say. “I know a little about all of you, and I know you aren’t really a real goddess.”

“Oh, I forgot,” I say in the announcer booth. “Sorry to interrupt, but I need to state that in order for Jb to be here at the tournament, everyone must agree that she really is a love goddess so that she be sustained off that belief. Wait, I thought it was worship that sustained her. Can we get a priest out here to sustain her throughout the tournament? We can? Great, okay, resume!”

Wren scoffs. “This whole thing is ridiculous–” They gasp as Jb slips her tail around their shoulders, sliding under their shirt and rubbing her scales against their skin. She grabs Wren’s head in her tail and pushes their gaze up to her; she pulsates hypnotic hearts from her eyes and bends down close to Wren.

“Now, dear, silence,” she says. “When divinity speaks, you must be silent.”

Wren groans, their voice fading as their mouth drops open and hearts ripple through their eyes, caught in Jb’s spell.

“Yes, that’s right,” Jb says, “when divinity speaks, you must simply be silent and nod.” She nods her head, and Jb follows, locked to Jb’s gaze. “You must only speak when spoken to, do you understand?”

“I . . .” Wren’s mind tried to take the opportunity to speak to refuse, but their thoughts stumbled out their mouth until they mumbled, “understand.”

“You understand and obey, yes?”

“I . . .” Wren tried to refuse again, but their voice faded and thoughts tumbled as Jb nodded, forcing Wren to nod in agreement.

“Good,” Jb says, lifting one of her heart pendants. “You already know your place.” She slithers her tail around Wren, so thick as to have the half-coiled with only three loops. She squeezes them down against the couch, her heavy body dragging Wren under her spell.

November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM Everybody can reply

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alexanderjlorca.bsky.social

@alexanderjlorca.bsky.social

Me? A knucklehead? [Scoffs, grinning]

Kat Cornwell (RP/Parody) @kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social · 11h

She's probably going to call you a knucklehead at some point.

alexanderjlorca.bsky.social @alexanderjlorca.bsky.social · 12h

Wife said to behave.
I said I'd consider the idea.

November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM Everybody can reply

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Mission Hill Screens

@missionhillscreens.bsky.social

[SCOFFS] #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [16:07]

November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM Everybody can reply

.⋆♱Seffie.✮

@solass.bsky.social

Then one day while everyone is out of the lighthouse and busy elsewhere, they spot Davrin leaving with Assan to go hunt in Arlathan. They offer to go with them since they know the area better than he does but he scoffs and makes a jibe about how they're "a novice when it comes to

November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM Everybody can reply

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Lisan Al-Butchib

@sardine.meangirls.online

american grown ass man tries being an alcoholic with a different product and scoffs

November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM Everybody can reply

heck

@r0mantics.bsky.social

Soap scoffs, "Dinnae fash sir, it's no ma first time. Ah reckon it willna be the last, either." Here’s hoping nobody intends to embalm him anytime soon.

Another sigh. When he speaks again, Price sounds far gentler than Soap's ever heard before, +

November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM Everybody can reply

Pawggers

@pawggers.bsky.social

After a perilous journey, you and your companions finally reach the castle. You make short work of the enemies before arriving at the top.

You shout that the tiger's reign of terror ends now. He scoffs at you from his throne, as he sips his glass of wine.

What a glorious moment. (1/5)

November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM Everybody can reply

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Ultranatic

@ultranatic.bsky.social

He gets attacked by vines which they defeat quickly (pointless), he's given a new IVAN (aka autopilot which he scoffs at...is this an arc I forgot about), gets his crystal, Amn Diaz gets taken by vines...is this supposed to be funny? I miss the punchline. And he takes flight.

November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM Everybody can reply

RQ Stewart

@rqstewart.bsky.social

*scoffs in Bon Scott

black and white photo of smiling Bon Scott with short haircut, t-shirt & missing teeth.

November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM Everybody can reply

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'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

br00t4c

@br00t4c.bsky.social

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

#GOPLiesAboutEverything

www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...

November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM Everybody can reply

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'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

Tim

@thunderkc.bsky.social

Enjoyed earlier seasons but this one is bad. Drink every time Alex scoffs in disbelief (bad acting)…Bradley and Chip’s dialogue is just bad writing throughout…kept trying to like, but the scene with Stella’s monotone inner dialogue was the last straw…”this is unwatchable,” turned off for good

November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM Everybody can reply

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ScruffyR

@scruffyr.bsky.social

"They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government" Sure John The act is old the lies debunked. #Thunedown

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM Everybody can reply

✧ 𝓕𝑼𝑲𝑼𝑮𝑶 𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑬

@jumprealmking.bsky.social

“A bounty?”

He scoffs.

“Ridiculous. I’ve got better things to worry about…”

November 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM Everybody can reply

lizzie1234.bsky.social

@lizzie1234.bsky.social

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

November 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM Everybody can reply

Sal Vadacchino 🇨🇦

@sal-vadacchino.bsky.social

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems
www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...

November 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM Everybody can reply

sonic fandub ebooks

@sonicfandubbot.bsky.social

(scoffs) We'd make such a good team. Honestly, name a more iconic duo.

November 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM Everybody can reply

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'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

osagecomesbackhome.bsky.social

@osagecomesbackhome.bsky.social

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

November 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM Everybody can reply

Elle Collins

@anotherelle.bsky.social

When the locals do notice there’s a vampire on the loose, the only weapon they’re going to show up with (being rural Americans) is a bunch of guns. Dracula, as you know, scoffs at bullets.

Elle Collins @anotherelle.bsky.social · 1d

Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.

November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM Everybody can reply

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Rob

@robaussieresistor2.bsky.social

The GOP in power - It's the Dems.
The GOP in opposition - It's the Dems.
They never take responsibility for anything. They gut everything & it's the Dems' fault.😡😡

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems.

www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...

November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM Everybody can reply

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'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

Wake Up America

@claudiner66.bsky.social

'Performative rage': Analyst scoffs at Senate GOP leader's shocking outburst at Dems

www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2...

Washington Monthly Editor Bill Scher recently deconstructed Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s (R-SD) explosion on the Senate floor last weekend as he labored to pin the shutdown of Supplemental Nutr...