Something very beautiful about an octogenarian novelist making Elon Musk sob his broken little guts out
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Something very beautiful about an octogenarian novelist making Elon Musk sob his broken little guts out
In which a man responsible for the deaths of 600,000 so far, mostly children, whines about an octogenarian novelist's observation (which she says was about ultrafiche men in general, not the whiner in particular).
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In which a man responsible for the deaths of 600,000 so far, mostly children, whines about an octogenarian novelist's observation (which she says was about ultrafiche men in general, not the whiner in particular).
joyce carol oates' destruction of elon musk has extended to saying she's a fan of vivian wilson. incredible stuff the internet gave us, like octogenarian novelists being familiar with gen z e-celebrities
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
joyce carol oates' destruction of elon musk has extended to saying she's a fan of vivian wilson. incredible stuff the internet gave us, like octogenarian novelists being familiar with gen z e-celebrities
she (octogenarian) is a big meanie to me (adult male trillionaire)
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
she (octogenarian) is a big meanie to me (adult male trillionaire)
For Democrats, the week began with an exhilarating electoral victory, and ended with a betrayal by octogenarian rogues ready to be retired.
Schumer and the Hateful Eight Betray America
A new low for the Democratic Senate
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
For Democrats, the week began with an exhilarating electoral victory, and ended with a betrayal by octogenarian rogues ready to be retired.
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
Meet the Austrian nuns who fled a care home to break into their old convent
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
n.pr
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
Our doddering octogenarian president. "A WaPo analysis of multiple videofeeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open… The White House denied that Trump was dozing during the Oval Office event and suggested the question was inappropriate.”
A closer look at Trump’s apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office
A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes battling to keep his eyes open at a recent Oval Office event.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Our doddering octogenarian president. "A WaPo analysis of multiple videofeeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open… The White House denied that Trump was dozing during the Oval Office event and suggested the question was inappropriate.”
This is exactly one octogenarian politician I want to remain in office.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is exactly one octogenarian politician I want to remain in office.
An octogenarian with senile dementia as POTUS. This is getting very tiresome. www.thedailybeast.com/12-reasons-w...
12 Reasons Why Trump, 79, May Be Losing The Plot
A series of confusing rants and apparent naps have prompted fresh questions about the president’s health.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
An octogenarian with senile dementia as POTUS. This is getting very tiresome. www.thedailybeast.com/12-reasons-w...
How does a semi derelict octogenarian like that keep pumping out a constant stream of verbal diarheaa. Its exhausting just reading it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
How does a semi derelict octogenarian like that keep pumping out a constant stream of verbal diarheaa. Its exhausting just reading it.
the worlds richest man bought the worlds biggest social media platform just to get brutally cyber bullied by an octogenarian and i really think that’s nice
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
the worlds richest man bought the worlds biggest social media platform just to get brutally cyber bullied by an octogenarian and i really think that’s nice
Joe Rogan has one of the world's most popular podcasts. Unfortunately, like nearly all of the most popular online shows, his tends to spread climate misinformation. For @climateconnections.bsky.social I scrutinize his recent episode with octogenarian climate contrarians Lindzen & Happer 🧵 (1/11)
Five ways Joe Rogan misleads listeners about climate change » Yale Climate Connections
Rogan exposes millions to climate denial. Let’s break down his tactics.
yaleclimateconnections.org
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Joe Rogan has one of the world's most popular podcasts. Unfortunately, like nearly all of the most popular online shows, his tends to spread climate misinformation. For @climateconnections.bsky.social I scrutinize his recent episode with octogenarian climate contrarians Lindzen & Happer 🧵 (1/11)
bro, she’s an octogenarian! somehow makes it even funnier
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
bro, she’s an octogenarian! somehow makes it even funnier
Apparently it helps the Democratic party to run someone who isn't an octogenarian.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Apparently it helps the Democratic party to run someone who isn't an octogenarian.
It’s crazy how the entire national platform from discretionary spending to diplomacy has become a series of make-a-wish projects for a senile octogenarian.
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s crazy how the entire national platform from discretionary spending to diplomacy has become a series of make-a-wish projects for a senile octogenarian.
Only in America is it news that an octogenarian is retiring.
California Democratic Rep. Nancy Pelosi reflected on her nearly 40 years in office representing San Francisco in Congress in a video message announcing that she will not seek reelection next year.
Nancy Pelosi Retiring After 38 Years Representing San Francisco in Congress | KQED
Nancy Pelosi’s 38-year congressional career transformed San Francisco, steered historic laws and cemented her place as one of the most influential leaders in U.S. history.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Only in America is it news that an octogenarian is retiring.
Sullen sulking octogenarian infant.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sullen sulking octogenarian infant.
My aunt just got surgery to resolve a similar defect this past July. She's 80, & by September she said she felt like she was 55 again. It's a testament to the whole field that they're 100% comfortable putting an octogenarian under the knife, & that she would be fully recovered within six weeks
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My aunt just got surgery to resolve a similar defect this past July. She's 80, & by September she said she felt like she was 55 again. It's a testament to the whole field that they're 100% comfortable putting an octogenarian under the knife, & that she would be fully recovered within six weeks
Mavis Staples’ vibrant Sad and Beautiful World – her first solo album in six years – shows the octogenarian singer has lost none of her passion for justice. Read more: satpa.pe/eWY9SKk
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mavis Staples’ vibrant Sad and Beautiful World – her first solo album in six years – shows the octogenarian singer has lost none of her passion for justice. Read more: satpa.pe/eWY9SKk
Suddenly it's not only the octogenarian Republicans shitting themselves
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Suddenly it's not only the octogenarian Republicans shitting themselves
Brother, the current party is run by people who literally won’t let go of power until they die. A group that installed an octogenarian to head a vital committee and then acted shocked that he promptly died. What the hell are you talking about “taking over the part is easier”????
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Brother, the current party is run by people who literally won’t let go of power until they die. A group that installed an octogenarian to head a vital committee and then acted shocked that he promptly died. What the hell are you talking about “taking over the part is easier”????
A major reason behind the Blue Wave on Tuesday: that the two faces Americans see and connect with the MAGA movement each day are a doddering octogenarian who often can't remember where he is, and a Southern Baptist deacon who lies for a living, very unconvincingly.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A major reason behind the Blue Wave on Tuesday: that the two faces Americans see and connect with the MAGA movement each day are a doddering octogenarian who often can't remember where he is, and a Southern Baptist deacon who lies for a living, very unconvincingly.
There is a non zero chance that on octogenarian science fiction author will hector one of the richest men in the world into doing the funniest thing possible
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
There is a non zero chance that on octogenarian science fiction author will hector one of the richest men in the world into doing the funniest thing possible
Yeah but you can buy a shirt off Shein that will turn to dust if you wear it more than 5 times. We live like kings. Also the shirt may or may not cost 100% more based on the whims of an octogenarian lunatic who smells like baby powder and shit
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yeah but you can buy a shirt off Shein that will turn to dust if you wear it more than 5 times. We live like kings. Also the shirt may or may not cost 100% more based on the whims of an octogenarian lunatic who smells like baby powder and shit