“I feel the same way, Gary. The ROI on this relationship has been unbelievable. You’ve really given 110 percent.”
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#humor #officejargon
GARY: Cindy, will you marry me?
CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.
GARY: Getting married will represent a huge pivot, but I see it as a quick win, and a real solve.
CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.
GARY: Getting married will represent a huge pivot, but I see it as a quick win, and a real solve.
A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
GARY: Hey Cindy, remember the other day when we were talking about optimizations? CINDY: Yeah, I wanted to circle back on that. GARY: Me too. You s...
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January 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“I feel the same way, Gary. The ROI on this relationship has been unbelievable. You’ve really given 110 percent.”
#humor #officejargon
#humor #officejargon
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January 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Save this to play at work this week 😉
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#OfficeJargon #BuzzwordBingo #Neurodiversity #DiversityAndInclusion #BusinessForAllMinds #InclusiveLeadership #EmpowerNeurodiversity #InclusionRevolution
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“Let’s circle back on this life-changing synergy. A proposal leveraging cross-departmental collaboration and optimized deliverables. 💍✨“
Because love is just a Q2 initiative with 110% buy-in 😇😉
#worklife #officejargon #marriageproposal
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Because love is just a Q2 initiative with 110% buy-in 😇😉
#worklife #officejargon #marriageproposal
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-m...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-marriage-proposal-spoken-entirely-in-office-jargon”
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Let’s circle back on this life-changing synergy. A proposal leveraging cross-departmental collaboration and optimized deliverables. 💍✨“
Because love is just a Q2 initiative with 110% buy-in 😇😉
#worklife #officejargon #marriageproposal
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-m...
Because love is just a Q2 initiative with 110% buy-in 😇😉
#worklife #officejargon #marriageproposal
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-m...