#upwind
President Dementia J Trump aka Caligula Trumpsplaining to the unwashed masses who vote for him but wouldn’t be allowed within 200 yards upwind of Mar A Lago
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Someone needs to bottle skunk spray and release it upwind of one of their deployments.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
that's because the establishment has always lived upwind & let the effluvia blow / flow down over the proles, the pee-ons... 😭😡

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Low-income areas in England and Wales face worst air pollution, analysis finds
Exclusive: Experts say impact on people of colour and those who do not drive is ‘grave environmental injustice’
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November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I dunno Worf, that's basically how I get laid.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Urgent pilot report at 1744Z: GYI UUA /OV UPWIND 36R/TM 1744/FL003/TP C172/RM WIND SHEER +/- 10 KNOTS
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Upwind, Coalfire Join Forces to Strengthen FedRAMP Compliance Collaboration unites Upwind’s runtime-first cloud security platform with Coalfire’s FastRAMP accelerator to speed secure, compliant...

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Upwind, Coalfire Join Forces to Strengthen FedRAMP Compliance
_**Collaboration unites Upwind’s runtime-first cloud security platform with Coalfire’s FastRAMP accelerator to speed secure, compliant cloud adoption for US federal agencies**_ Upwind, a next-generation cloud security provider, announced today a strategic partnership with Coalfire, a leading FedRAMP cybersecurity advisor and assessor, to accelerate federal agencies’ adoption of modern cloud security. Together, the companies are pursuing a FedRAMP Moderate Equivalency designation, clearing the way for civilian agencies to deploy Upwind’s comprehensive runtime-first Cloud Native Application Platform (CNAPP) while meeting strict compliance standards. FedRAMP Moderate Equivalency is the US government’s benchmark for unlocking cloud adoption across most civilian agencies. By teaming with Coalfire and leveraging its FastRAMP accelerator, Upwind is helping agencies avoid the lengthy delays that have historically slowed the Authorization to Operate (ATO) process. “The race to secure sensitive, rapidly evolving cloud environments has never been more critical, as public sector agencies are expected to deliver secure platforms, protect sensitive government workloads, and embrace innovations like AI, all while the threat actors grow more sophisticated,” said Amiram Shachar, CEO & Co-founder at Upwind. “Partnering with Coalfire accelerates our path to FedRAMP certification, enabling government agencies to adopt runtime-first security sooner and stay ahead of threats in today’s complex, high-stakes cloud landscape.” **Meeting the dual challenge of compliance and complexity** This partnership comes at a time when federal agencies are under mounting pressure to secure increasingly complex, AI-driven cloud environments while meeting stringent compliance requirements. Upwind’s comprehensive CNAPP unifies posture management, workload protection, threat detection, vulnerability management, and identity security, into one platform, giving security teams the visibility and speed to address threats as they emerge. The platform delivers runtime-first powered protection across applications, workloads, and infrastructure, giving security teams unmatched visibility and the agility to respond quickly. **Accelerating certification and building momentum** “Advancing secure cloud capabilities for national security and civilian missions is a responsibility we take seriously,” said Karen Laughton, Executive Vice President at Coalfire. “FastRAMP accelerator is designed to help vendors like Upwind navigate FedRAMP Moderate with speed and confidence, underscoring Coalfire’s commitment to accelerating compliance for cybersecurity innovators serving their highly regulated clients and government agencies.” This partnership follows a year of rapid momentum for Upwind. The company now serves 200+ global enterprises as its customers, including Agoda, Peloton, Fiverr, and Bill, and achieved more than 4000% year-over-year growth. Its platform secures millions of workloads across VMs, containers, and serverless environments, delivering tangible results. Customers see 98% fewer security alerts and 60% fewer irrelevant CVEs. Upwind has also been recognized by Gartner with multiple mentions in their 2025 Hype Cycles and Market Guide for CNAPP, recognized in the Forrester CNAPP Solutions Landscape 2025, and named a two-time leader in Cloud Security and CADR in the Latio 2025 Cloud Security Report. **Business Wire** Business Wire is a trusted source for news organizations, journalists, investment professionals and regulatory authorities, delivering news directly into editorial systems and leading online news sources via its multi-patented NX Network. Business Wire has 18 newsrooms worldwide to meet the needs of communications professionals and news media. __
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November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Upwind, Coalfire Join Forces to Strengthen FedRAMP Compliance Collaboration unites Upwind’s runtime-first cloud security platform with Coalfire’s FastRAMP accelerator to speed secure, compliant...

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November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I wonder if they charge extra at puke largo to be seated upwind of him? Way upwind...
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm upwind of almost all lake effect snow. Occasionally Lake Superior lake effect makes it's way here but rarely do we get lake effect snow from Lake Michigan even though it's right on our doorstep.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Would very much love a Jackson Lamb* to be upwind and kicking back, saying “Sorry about that, you’re lucky we’re outside” (*Slow Horses star character Gary Oldman)
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Facing upwind in a shitstorm of his own creation.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
11/12 L'ambiance aux pontons était au "girl power" ! Anne-Claire Le Berre et Elodie-Jane Mettraux (Upwind by MerConcept) attendaient leur copine Francesca. "Génial de la voir à ce niveau", a lancé Elodie-Jane. Respect mutuel. 🤝
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Stay upwind.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A well-set Genoa for sailing upwind.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is "Unschooling" the same as "homeschooling" though?
We homeschool. I like to think our kid's going to come out of it knowing a lot about maths, science, history, and the world.
Just not the creepy anti-vax, anti-science, chemtrail, pro-n*zi, flat-erf, SovCit stuff. Other than to stay upwind.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was at a bus stop tonight and this guy started smoking crack (or meth, I dunno) a couple of feet away. I was upwind though, but wow.

it's snowing out there. normally I'd be all excited but there's this annoying wind that drives it at you sideways. still, I might go out again.
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sufficiently upwind.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Peeing upwind = MAGA tears.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm usually upwind of big wind events here.
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Alright I safely made a 10mg/mL stock solution of the whiskers. Proper PPE, respirator, worked outside on calm day upwind, etc. Always be safe and respect the chemistry. Now waiting on some syringe filters to make PEG 3350 and Calcium chloride stocks and we good to go. 🪡🧬🌱
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To ignite your exododus, first pat dry with a paper towel, then take it outside. Place it at least 30m from structures on a kindling base, and sprinkle with a small amount of lighter fluid. Stand upwind and light with a long match or wand lighter. Do not reapproach your exododus for a min of 4hrs.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You're pissing upwind mate.

Many people on this website have a fantasy vision of Mexico and Mexican pride.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM