La Nouvelle Seine
Upcoming Events (10)

Gabrielle Giraud: Gabrielle au naturel
This one-woman theatre piece by Gabrielle Giraud blends mythic characters with a sun-drenched Mediterranean sensibility. Performed at La Nouvelle Seine, it promises witty storytelling, warmth, and a lively, intimate evening along the river Seine.
Theatre Night at La Nouvelle Seine
An intimate theatre evening at La Nouvelle Seine in Paris. Enjoy a live performance at 9:00 PM in a distinctive riverside venue known for its intimate stage and Parisian charm.

LE CABARET BURLESQUE
A glamorous burlesque cabaret night at La Nouvelle Seine in Paris, featuring the Burlesque Klub. Expect a sultry blend of glamour, witty humor, and risqué performances inspired by classic late-19th-century cabarets, delivered in an intimate chic theatre setting.

KEVIN BAGOT en rodage
In his first solo show at 35, Kevin Bagot uses humor and honesty to reflect on a mid‑life turning point: fatherhood, new responsibilities, and a long partnership. He explores the funny anxieties of adulthood and the surprising joy of planning a life with a smile. Performed at La Nouvelle Seine, this intimate stand-up promises warm storytelling and sharp punchlines.

Camille Giry dans ça va bien se passer
French comedian Camille Giry delivers a solo show at La Nouvelle Seine, mixing feminist humor with sharp social commentary. In a lively one-woman performance, she riffs on patriarchy and empowerment with personal anecdotes and punchlines that leave the audience laughing—and thinking.

Audrey Baldassare: Hors Piste
Audrey Baldassare brings her irreverent, nonconformist stand-up to La Nouvelle Seine in Paris with Hors Piste. Drawing on firefighting and military humor, she turns real-life adrenaline into fearless punchlines. A lively, intimate evening of sharp storytelling and bold jokes.

AUGUSTIN PIRATE DES INDES
Join Augustin, who dreams of piracy, as he becomes captain and invites the audience’s children to steer a voyage in search of the spice treasure of Princess Daria and the Maharaj of Pondichéry. A lively, interactive French-language children's theatre adventure at La Nouvelle Seine in Paris.

NOMI-NOMI AU GALACTIC OPERA
Join Nomi-Nomi, the space-age chanteuse, in La Nouvelle Seine for a science-fiction opera-inspired concert. With astronaut Toni-Toni, a star dancer, and a witty backstage crew, the show promises delicate, playful songs and a quirky, otherworldly atmosphere.

T.I.M.E LE SHOW D’IMPROVISATION EXPLOSIF
An explosive, audience-driven improv show by Bradés at La Nouvelle Seine in Paris. Each performance builds a new spy-themed mission from audience clues, blending live comedy with espionage action for an hour of interactive theater that invites you to save the world.

Judith Zins: The 7 Longest Days of My Life
Judith Zins delivers a witty one-woman show about the seven longest days of her life, tracing birth chaos, family quirks, reality TV dreams, and a fear of catastrophe with sharp personal humor at La Nouvelle Seine in Paris.