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Graham Smith
@0gs.bsky.social
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the official shadow king of weird internet music; Kleenex Girl Wonder, Guitar Shoes, Gates of Heaven, and so much more kgw.me/basic-square | 0g.software a concern of dark.supplies | representation: [email protected]
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 2h
just wait until you read Chris Kattan's memoir.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 2h
it's kind of like a zoomer Fucking Champs, even though i think the guy is a millennial.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 2h
hard to explain it, but -- when the Inscryption bundle imprimatur is the final factor influencing my purchase decision, i feel guilty getting the extra discount. excited to play!
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 2h
i honestly have never confirmed there is a single person in the entire world who likes Strawberry Girls besides me — much less thought anyone i KNOW likes them, gimme a break! — but their mysteriously rerecorded French Ghetto LP is really really good. maybe you could be my friend who likes them
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 2h
i feel like a thing happened to me with The Darkness -- like humor brought me in, and for most people humor is the main/only draw, and then i spend 20 years trying to convince people it's actually better as music than it is as comedy. and it is happening again with Pete & Bas 😅
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 22h
they should sell Warner Bros. to the Animaniacs
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 1d
sliwa musical is going great, will take a while though. got another one for you to imagine becoming real:

cybersondheim
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 1d
this promo video is impressive. it's kind of like a preview of the worst Punchdrunk immersive experience one could possibly envision. youtu.be/E5fccx15b2k?... prayers up for Zomby's TV family. they seem to be having a crisis of faith.
Zomby - With Love (Official Video)
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 1d
ten years and one minute of Divers
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 1d
is it really pronounced like The Nathan with no second h???
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 2d
i know the theme song isn't originally about Harry. but it's fucking demented for the first two questions you ask a bigfoot about their feet to be "where and how did you get those feet??"
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 4d
i think i always thought Korn was scary. spooky, i mean. totally don't get it now
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 6d
Keeper is good, but the lack of camera control kind of turns it into its own genre, and not in a good way. closed world walking simulator? shouldn't i be able to look at all this scenery?
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 6d
i made up a bit for myself whereby i honestly often forget if they call it the Mandela Effect or the Mandala Effect. maybe it's the Mandalay Affect.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 6d
i still like Elephant a lot, and do not understand why they only made one song like that since it made them a million dollars in licensing.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 6d
all the Tame Impala albums are boring to me (sorry), but reviews saying this new album is boring in a different way are a bridge too far. this is textbook Mandela Effect and i will not stand for it. great job Kevin
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
wow yeah i had no idea, i'm being completely serious. freakin Shelley threw me under the bus. i guess i always thought Bladee just opened his mouth and everything came out, music too
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
i also keep getting notes of The Dismemberment Plan, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Surfer Blood, so if that also sounds good to you, you should listen to it!
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
can't get over how this new Pile album sounds EXACTLY like Pile, but is at least 20x better. great job Pile
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
oh HELL yeah i took a music recommendation from Shelley Wolfe seriously, and i have gained a new musical artist i enjoy (their name is Whitearmor and it definitely sounds like 'chill instrumental Bladee' if that sounds good to you. if you're the sort of person who wants Bladee silenced)
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
it basically means i vaguely get that it's a platform, but i do not understand it beyond that, nor feel like i could ever need it for anything (which i realize is a privilege of a certain kind in both cases)
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
for a couple years i kept wondering what the meaning of "satisfying" was mightily morphin' into, and i just realized: it's whatever the outputs of these chat buddy LLMs are doing to y'all.
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 8d
J Dilla must have only gotten to hear Donuts start to finish a handful of times. maybe 10, max? cram THAT in your tears-sodden child-size shoes, tough guy
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 9d
they should add an option to the Windows™ Start® Menu for "Delete Computer"
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Graham Smith @0gs.bsky.social · 9d
reaktor is, 1000000%, the salesforce of music software.
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