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Graham Smith
@0gs.bsky.social
the official shadow king of weird internet music; Kleenex Girl Wonder, Guitar Shoes, Gates of Heaven, and so much more

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Kantmiss tries fleeing, but Seleca, the Games' producer, sends Angry Birds to attack her; she defeats them and squashes the Annoying Orange in a Fruit Ninja parody.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i guess netflix succeeded at becoming hbo before hbo became netflix
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
one time in 2005 i was in the audience listening to a band who played after me at a show and an audience member came up to me and said "are you a java developer? you talk like a java developer"
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i forgot to post that and my theory turned into a really weird new kind of endless interactive fiction. it definitely has shades of the old AI Dungeon 2 vibes, but it's way more bounded and the world is ... literally fully built. you would have to play to learn more. let me know if you want to
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
a lot of things about gemini are fun but Deep Think is ESPECIALLY fun.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
so it turns out in android there's a "secret gesture" you do to enable developer mode, and when you do it, a toast message pops up that says "You're a developer now!" and that really is how it feels. a state change from one value to another, in an instant
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"home to James Bond and Rocky franchises" is some remarkable subterfuge. i guess MGM *doesn't* have a second actual franchise to brag about, huh? and Bond is Not Enough
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
only 66? this is how you know dan brown has lost some of the juice. there's like 50 whole pages in the codex gigas building (house? where it lives) in the latest Langson book. these should be flying (or at least falling) off store shelves
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
it really is super great and i'm not even an IDE guy. or i wasn't www.xda-developers.com/googles-anti...
Google's Antigravity beats VS Code at its own game
VS Code has serious competition
www.xda-developers.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oh my god this is horrific — stereogum.com/2481917/gram... wasting paid studio time to """finish a melody""" via ChatGPT? WHAT?! ok fine: i spent a lot of time this year producing increasingly insane instrumental music with at times accursed means. but it's all pure, and i love it! not THIS madness
Grammys Address Rules For AI-Powered Music
Harvey Mason Jr. says the “toughest part” of his job as president/CEO of the Recording Academy and MusiCares is figuring out what to do about AI. “I represent 40,000 members of the academy, and we’re ...
stereogum.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
toyroler.com > add a pic of you, enable Nano Banana > prompt like in alt text starting with the doll.photo.style function. it's nuts how good it is with jokes and nested identity layers. anyone with Gemini Pro can use (it's a Gem) i made it
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i have a 7-year weekly reading streak in Kindle and now i'm trying to figure out which week i "went stupid" back in 2018
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
this is a weird thing to say but vibe with me if you feel it: it's kind of like "AI" *is* Aaron Swartz. "it" definitely loves markdown and LibGen
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what's the pareidolia for where you think birds' scapular wings are arms
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i thought shoehorn was a normal enough word. then i learned about "shoe schlipp" which is totally hilarious but makes sense, and now shoehorn suddenly sounds insane, like a 19th century clown's signature gag
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
against all odds, Madeleine is a great song i appear to keep listening to
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
wtf is this a backronym? or is this where it came from? gotta be a backro:

Meaning [of the French word for "meta" in a gameplay context, which is méta]: It refers to the same concept as in English—the "Most Effective Tactics Available" or the game-outside-the-game.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"who here likes turkey? no you don't, you're full of shit. turkey sucks but we do it one time a year (to our chagrin) because America demands it" is an absolutely fucking crazy Thanksgiving speech. can't even think of a "tactics" reason why anybody would think this would work
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
amy schumer sez "your instagram is not your identity, it's a curation of what you want the world to see". i disagree with this statement profoundly. an identity is (only) a curated view of how you are seen or want to seen, and "your instagram" is a perfect example.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
this DOES kind of feel like an acceptable use case, within boundaries, but sorry if the program i wrote upsets you, due to the levels it can handle or for any other reason.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the guy's music is fine, probably something i would like tbh, but i will never ever listen to music made by a guy who talks like this, and he does it ALL THE TIME. like 100% of public quotes and interviews are as annoying as this.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
sounds like Jesso's got some real woofers on the new disc. not like the lyrics were ever that good anyway. i'm sure the music's fine
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i'm sorry. i stopped thinking the NBC blackout crossover was newsworthy when i learned there is a short-lived Dabney Coleman vehicle called "Madman of The People" that i haven't seen. this is the same Dabney Coleman who played Aunt Bea in Applegates, if you're wondering. it's him
There was a NYC “blackout” storyline that played across Mad About You, Friends, and a short-lived Dabney Coleman show called Madman of The People. The only other sitcom on NBC that night was Seinfeld which didn’t do the blackout story, making Seinfeld Sony Spider-Man?
Mad About You and Seinfeld had a crossover in the first season with Kramer and Mad About You and Friends had repeated crossovers with Ursula so basically the 90s NBC prime time schedule was the marvel universe
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Andrew Dice Clay's agent also called regarding the script suggesting it could be a good revenge fantasy for those who took umbrage with Clay's misogynistic humor, but Wade and Conrad shot down this idea as they didn't want schadenfreude to color the movie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
wow. i filled out a dbrand survey and chose "iJustine" as my referrer because i thought it was a made up joke
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM