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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 17h

when exceptionally poor AQI during diwali is brought up, bhakts ask why people don't care about AQI at other times of the year.

that's like saying, "sure, the waiter has spit in your soup but why are you not scrutinising the ingredients in the soup? why are you angry at the waiter?"

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 1d

my fpl returns this week is remarkably like a rampant proliferation of an RAF aerobatics team.

so. many. red. arrows.

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 1d

yes, the legal aspect is clear. the question drives at understanding the victims, though.

paying to watch a movie is paying for all the services that went into making the movie 👍. not-paying and watching is stealing, therefore 🫡.

but not-paying and not-watching: who is robbed here?

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 1d

an ethical and moral question for this day and age: if i download a bootlegged copy of a movie but i never watch it, have i truly pirated that movie?

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 3d

my #fpl team has odegaard, sesko, wirtz, joao pedro, sels.

and it's still performed better than #lfc 🤣

they should look up the term "reversion to the mean". veritasium has a good video and freakonomics has a good chapter on the topic.

#MUNLIV

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 3d

can someone tell me what sort of crack thomas frank has secreted in the piece of gum that lasts 90 full minutes of such aggressive chewing? does he have it on steady order from willy wonka, by any chance?

#TOTAVL

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 3d

morgan rogered that goal! thank puck he’s still a vestigial part of my #fpl team!

#TOTAST

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 3d

people in the chess world must be watching the No Kings protests with some trepidation!

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 3d

it’s the new var rules obviously!

“any decision that goes in favour of the arsenal is surely a clear and obvious error and needs to be overturned.”

so what else is new?

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 3d

huh. today’s ny times sunday crossword dropped a cryptic clue amidst the muck of their usual clumsy quick clues.

Canniest, for instance (7)

talk about finding a gem on the mage!

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 4d

if only my internet connection was as fast as the #nffc decision to sack big ange.

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 5d

another crossword clue for cricket’s crazy fans:

All deliveries must come before time—that’s obvious! (5)

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 7d

cryptic crossword clue keeping the upcoming ashes in mind:

Club fail to declare (5)

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 9d

ha! this clue, good!

Most short streets need repairing (7).

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 14d

youtube’s recommending this video to me today, in early october 2025.

😂

talk about aging like milk!

#lfc #wirtz #epl

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 15d

think of a british slang term for tea. one that is derived from a more eastern language, perhaps?

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 16d

today’s amusing cryptic crossword clue:

Someone with an offer for model (8).

(hint: a person who gets paid who does what a model does.)

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 17d

today’s most enjoyable cryptic crossword clue:

Changes to incomes he can explain? (9)

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 19d

quick tip for anyone who wants to preserve their privacy and not automatically enable apple "intelligence" on their macs: if your mac language and siri language are different, apple intelligence will remain deactivated even after OS upgrades.

this is perhaps the only useful not-a-bug-but-a-feature.

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 19d

we’ll blow me down. this article is not about the former Aussie left-arm quick Mitchell Johnson and the EPL club Tottenham Hotspurs.

that’s quite the weird little venn diagram. there.

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 19d

see the feed for fpl: bsky.app/profile/did:...

hope to see you activating your wildcard soon!

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 19d

i love how this completely nonrelevant post makes it to the fantasy premier league bluesky feed!

premiums for us are different. they are haaland and salah and big gabi.

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 20d

today’s most enjoyable cryptic crossword clue:

The wife is America’s No. 1 beauty! (6)

0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 21d

google sheets really needs an "India (English)" locale setting.

i don't want "कुल" showing up randomly in my pivot tables.

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0ks @0ks.bsky.social · 21d

today’s chuckle-worthy cryptic crossword clue:

Triple order for tea-dance (3,3,3).

(hint: one-two-???-???-???)

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