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Stevie Kilner

@1steviekilner.bsky.social

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I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · Nov 23

Fuck this towel.....fuck that towel......fuck especially those towels......and fuck you 😼
#Caturday

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2h

Thinking of Kipling today ❤️🐾

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 3h

Before I was wise enough to realise what a terrific actress Diane Keaton was, she simply made me smile & enjoy her appearances in films more than any other actor.
Then I realised she was absolutely brilliant.

"Don't give up on yourself....have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick."

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 14h

I wasn't born here but I've lived here now for 24 years, so I kind of feel an honorary member 😊

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 14h

5/ Lots of lovely Staffordshire-related gifts and you can always get yourself a lovely Queen Elizabeth Vintage Coronation paper dress.
Again, if you like that sort of thing.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 14h

4/ They currently have an Elton John collection at Wedgwood, which you can spend an awful lot of money on.......if you like that sort of thing.

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 14h

3/ Obviously, it's cream first on the scones.
Just not open for debate, as I know you'll agree.

Val always goes jam first, which I'm sure she only does to remind me that she's got a bit of "crazy" in her and I need to be constantly vigil..........

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 14h

2/ The afternoon tea is lovely! Could only manage the savoury and scones - had to take the cakes home..........

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 15h

1/ Lovely afternoon tea with friends at the World of Wedgwood.
Which is a bit like Westworld but for people who like pottery, rather than being shot at by a robot Yul Brynner, dressed as a cowboy........

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 16h

Let's face it - she's a complete and utter hooligan!! 😁😍

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Cats make brilliant gardeners! 👏👏

That's if all you want them to do is shit everywhere and sit in a wheelbarrow, judging your pathetic efforts at gardening.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

They're a little heavy but rather stylish, while affording a good deal of protection, whether against sun or rain 😊

I am VERY silly - you should know this by now 😉

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I actually did. Which is why I'm never looking at my smartphone again when I'm on a bus.
At least, not until I've let all of the passengers off.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I would have attacked any such powerboat with pirates.
Preferably, zombie ones.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I do love a good architectural hat.

Basilica de la Sagrada Família, Barcelona

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

That sort of thing looks equally terrifying!

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I'm full of something - mostly cake.
And confectionery purchased on the pretence that I'm using it for social media posts 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

You need to get yourself a metallic notice board.
Purely for fridge magnets 😁

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

Wow and double-wow because I actually never knew there were lyrics to the theme tune!

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, I still have my Bagpuss Annual and what of it?

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

a close up of a man 's face with a mustache .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache .

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

You don't know what you're missing!!! 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

And I can not only recommend an Aero but I can certainly recommend a visit to the beautiful village of Eyam and its superb @eyammuseum.bsky.social

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

As part of a new feature where everybody asked "could he?" but no one said "I think he should", I will be posting some of my favourite fridge magnets, placed next to top confectionery for scale.
I'm calling it.....
#FridgeMagnetFriday

First up, the museum at the plague village of Eyam and an Aero.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah but I have cleaned the facia boards and gutters around the bungalow, so I can totally relate to what you're saying, Michael.