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Stevie Kilner

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I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · Nov 23

Fuck this towel.....fuck that towel......fuck especially those towels......and fuck you 😼
#Caturday

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 7h

Cats make brilliant gardeners! 👏👏

That's if all you want them to do is shit everywhere and sit in a wheelbarrow, judging your pathetic efforts at gardening.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 7h

They're a little heavy but rather stylish, while affording a good deal of protection, whether against sun or rain 😊

I am VERY silly - you should know this by now 😉

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 8h

I actually did. Which is why I'm never looking at my smartphone again when I'm on a bus.
At least, not until I've let all of the passengers off.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 8h

I would have attacked any such powerboat with pirates.
Preferably, zombie ones.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 10h

I do love a good architectural hat.

Basilica de la Sagrada Família, Barcelona

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

That sort of thing looks equally terrifying!

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I'm full of something - mostly cake.
And confectionery purchased on the pretence that I'm using it for social media posts 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

You need to get yourself a metallic notice board.
Purely for fridge magnets 😁

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Wow and double-wow because I actually never knew there were lyrics to the theme tune!

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, I still have my Bagpuss Annual and what of it?

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a man 's face with a mustache .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache .

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

You don't know what you're missing!!! 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

And I can not only recommend an Aero but I can certainly recommend a visit to the beautiful village of Eyam and its superb @eyammuseum.bsky.social

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

As part of a new feature where everybody asked "could he?" but no one said "I think he should", I will be posting some of my favourite fridge magnets, placed next to top confectionery for scale.
I'm calling it.....
#FridgeMagnetFriday

First up, the museum at the plague village of Eyam and an Aero.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah but I have cleaned the facia boards and gutters around the bungalow, so I can totally relate to what you're saying, Michael.

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

He's got a t-shirt on to break the fall, so I can see that all the appropriate health and safety measures of the time have been adhered to 👍

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning Michael! Hope all is well with you? 😊

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck.......and I simply cannot stress this enough.......THAT.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

I can never understand why I wake up in the morning with my head covered in cat fluff 🤔🤔🤔

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

I'd love to come back one day. That whole coastal area is lovely.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2d

Fabulous!
I'll be honest, I have never heard of that. Bet it's scrummy too.

Filey has a special place in my heart. The first proper holiday I can remember with my parents and brother was to Butlin's at Filey 😊 In the summer of 1976. I always remember the cable car that too you down to the beach.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 3d

I never cut corners when it comes to chocolate, Debs. That's the way I roll...........
Of course, if the corners are made of chocolate I will happily cut them. And have a little nibble 😊

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 3d

That a girl!! 😊🤗

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 3d

I've had two After 8s this afternoon, I kid you not! 😀

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