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Stevie Kilner

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I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · Nov 23

Fuck this towel.....fuck that towel......fuck especially those towels......and fuck you 😼
#Caturday

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1h

I never cut corners when it comes to chocolate, Debs. That's the way I roll...........
Of course, if the corners are made of chocolate I will happily cut them. And have a little nibble 😊

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1h

That a girl!! 😊🤗

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 2h

I've had two After 8s this afternoon, I kid you not! 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, I may have gone early but by God, at least I've gone.

And unlike with certain people, there is no superficial damage to the box - everything is in perfect condition.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 7h

Spotty little walking dominoes..........

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 9h

That's a great photo, Mr Norman.
And apparently, if you look really closely, there are two people standing either side of her. A truly magnificent pair of people.

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 9h

100% 👏👏
I would sooner have a profile of Nigel Farage smoking a cigar out of Nadine Dorries' bum hole than one of those fucking things.
And, good morning.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 9h

Yep, I've had mushrooms in places where I simply have never seen mushrooms. And then there's the ladybirds.
Is this the end of days? And lo as it prophesised in the Book of Revelations, "the mushroom shall spring forth and the ladybirds will mass and do.....whatever the fuck it is ladybirds do"

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 22h

Consummate showman and terrific drummer.

a man is playing a drum set in a dark room

ALT: a man is playing a drum set in a dark room

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 22h

He's a cheeky wee scamp! 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Your favourite "moon"?

Keith?
Paper?
Button?
Death Sta.........sorry, that's no moon

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yes, definitely a friend of Icy and a very lucky recipient of how wonderful "Icy Mail" too.......she's a good 'un.
Does a very interesting range in felt mice 😊

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Nice to meet you Mrs Bob and always good to share in cheese-fruit delicacies 😊

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

And you can read more about such tales in the 'Treasury of Folklore: Stars & Skies' by @willowwinsham.bsky.social, part of the lovely @folklorethursday.bsky.social community.
Although, not necessarily the one about the chap from Wigan 😊
#Folklore

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

According to medieval Folklore, the Man in the Moon is an old man, banished there for stealing brushwood.
In other traditions, it's a woman, banished for making butter on the Sabbath day.
Others say it's a man from Wigan who went there in a rocket to fetch some cheese.
#Folklore

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I can imagine the chap in the tractor saying "don't worry, I can get this sorted for you in a jiffy - WATCH. THIS."

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Mrs Bob 👋 (or, Mrs Boooooo-b) Can I call you "Bob", for short?
Yes, I confess that Lisa has opened my eyes to many a culinary delight, not least, Hot Cheddar Buns. Although, I really wouldn't recommend Googling that, especially if you're in Somerset.

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

One of life's many, as yet, unsolved mysteries.

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

If push came to shove.....yes, yes I would be 😊

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

I bet it is utterly luverrrrly 😋

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Hanging a Carr's water biscuit at the top of a birdcage at night makes an excellent edible "super moon" for a pet parrot or canary.
#HarvestMoon

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

They are toasted hot cross buns with.....extra mature cheddar on top!....and then toasted again!
How utterly glorious is that?!!!! 😀

Try it. Trust me, your mouth will love you forever......

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

'ti's a glorious thing 🤩🤩🤩
She needs to get with the cheese and HCB program 😊

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

Oop north, at a pub near Burnley, you can get a pot of gravy with your knickerbocker glory 😀

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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 1d

When first visible, just above the houses on the way home last night, it looked like a magnificent celestial Death Star! 😀

A couple of hours later, and high up in the sky, captured on a smartphone, it looked like a shit polo mint 😞

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