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E @27w50.bsky.social · 1m

If they can't listen to people about how garbage Johnson's baby lotion is now can they at least change the label bc the anthropomorphic pink droplet seems slightly inappropriate

E @27w50.bsky.social · 37m

It's not actually "intelligence" but you receive social pressure to be more respectful to AI contraptions than many people choose to be to you 🤦🏻‍♀️

E @27w50.bsky.social · 38m

I don't actually hate all robots. A Roomba is technically a robot and those are hilarious. I just hate yall suddenly added social obligations to machines

E @27w50.bsky.social · 1h

I don't like the word "childfree" bc Ion wanna eliminate young people from my life I'm just not gonna make any new ones

E @27w50.bsky.social · 1h

Plz consider how many women aren't childless bc we hate kids but bc we hate Drs ✌🏽

E @27w50.bsky.social · 1h

Crying in QuikTrip

E @27w50.bsky.social · 2h

Can't wait till they discontinue single dollars too so if you spend $1.02 they keep your $8 change 🤦🏻‍♀️

E @27w50.bsky.social · 2h

I been creeping around buying out all the old formula baby lotion but I shoulda been collecting pennies

E @27w50.bsky.social · 2h

Wtf they really stopped making pennies so you not allowed to pay cash anywhere unless you have a shit pile of change? I just went to Coinstar I didn't know they were endangered 🤦🏻‍♀️

E @27w50.bsky.social · 4h

I swear I just saw Snowbunny out the window she broke containment again 😭🥹🐈‍⬛

E @27w50.bsky.social · 13h

¡Hola Paco! Qué tal? ¿Comó está? ¡El cordero asado es delicioso!

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 2d

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

A snickers bar split open, with a JPEG of a copper ingot exposed in the middle

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Yearlong Koyaanisqatsi @koyalong.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 13h

Jon needs to have his chimney looked at tho

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 17h

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 18h

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 20h

Halal Guys falafel gyro w double hot sauces with a Cheerwine while watching a movie about John Gotti bc I have an unmanageable amount of range

E @27w50.bsky.social · 21h

I got Halal Guys before they closed 🎊

E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!" is the most absurd shit you can say to someone you knocked off their horse mid stride by shooting its legs out. That's what raising avg rent from $550 to $3K then telling people to go wait 10 years for Section 8 is

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

I get it's technically not NOAH if even one unit is subsidized but if the "affordable housing" shit in Atlanta was good faith we'd hear about it regularly, not as like a unicorn no one should count on. They wanna make people dependent on govt svcs for pricing then complain they need svcs

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

"I don't wanna disrespect an elder in front of your grand...persons, but it's like Pop Rocks" 😭

Reservation Dogs Bot @catfishislife.bsky.social · 1d

Reservation Dogs S01E03 - Uncle Brownie
Clip number 0073

#ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Skoden #NDN

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

I knew one day my single neuron containing the OG package design for this would light back up again

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 1d

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

Still sounds successful compared to the many neurotypicals who tried the same thing and didn't make 2 months 🤷🏻‍♀️

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

I felt so seen by this episode bc I was preoccupied worrying about what shit in my neighborhood might have descecrated what was there before which was a very valid fear I discovered as an adult 🤗😑 Simpsons were so raw for 9ish years

On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 1d

35 years ago today, The Simpsons discovered their house was built on a Native American burial ground. The original “Treehouse of Horror” first aired October 25, 1990.

E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

The whole thing about "they had no enemies how could this happen" in AJC at the time. And then this young Zoomer man just blurts out "but they stole people's land" like yes sir let's call the emperor naked finally 🫡🤌🏽🫶🏼

E @27w50.bsky.social · 22h

I'm glad my last Uber was into Pakanahuili and my westside ghost stories