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E @27w50.bsky.social · 58m

I swear I just saw Snowbunny out the window she broke containment again 😭🥹🐈‍⬛

E @27w50.bsky.social · 9h

¡Hola Paco! Qué tal? ¿Comó está? ¡El cordero asado es delicioso!

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 6d

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 2d

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

A snickers bar split open, with a JPEG of a copper ingot exposed in the middle

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Yearlong Koyaanisqatsi @koyalong.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 10h

Jon needs to have his chimney looked at tho

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 14h

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 15h

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 17h

Halal Guys falafel gyro w double hot sauces with a Cheerwine while watching a movie about John Gotti bc I have an unmanageable amount of range

E @27w50.bsky.social · 18h

I got Halal Guys before they closed 🎊

E @27w50.bsky.social · 18h

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!" is the most absurd shit you can say to someone you knocked off their horse mid stride by shooting its legs out. That's what raising avg rent from $550 to $3K then telling people to go wait 10 years for Section 8 is

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 18h

I get it's technically not NOAH if even one unit is subsidized but if the "affordable housing" shit in Atlanta was good faith we'd hear about it regularly, not as like a unicorn no one should count on. They wanna make people dependent on govt svcs for pricing then complain they need svcs

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 18h

"I don't wanna disrespect an elder in front of your grand...persons, but it's like Pop Rocks" 😭

Reservation Dogs Bot @catfishislife.bsky.social · 1d

Reservation Dogs S01E03 - Uncle Brownie
Clip number 0073

#ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Skoden #NDN

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

I knew one day my single neuron containing the OG package design for this would light back up again

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 1d

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

Still sounds successful compared to the many neurotypicals who tried the same thing and didn't make 2 months 🤷🏻‍♀️

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E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

I felt so seen by this episode bc I was preoccupied worrying about what shit in my neighborhood might have descecrated what was there before which was a very valid fear I discovered as an adult 🤗😑 Simpsons were so raw for 9ish years

On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 1d

35 years ago today, The Simpsons discovered their house was built on a Native American burial ground. The original “Treehouse of Horror” first aired October 25, 1990.

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

The whole thing about "they had no enemies how could this happen" in AJC at the time. And then this young Zoomer man just blurts out "but they stole people's land" like yes sir let's call the emperor naked finally 🫡🤌🏽🫶🏼

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

I'm glad my last Uber was into Pakanahuili and my westside ghost stories

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

"The rich history of the westside" except those mfs ignore all the real history and make one up out of the mismatched scraps that are good for PR. Bc the gestalt is a really vicious cycle

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

Also they don't wanna risk producing more generations of people like me where if you grow up a white minority you're borderline impervious to racist brainwashing so now you got white people who can't be placated into helping gentrifiers in thr side door. Bc who tf are yall

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

My most recent Uber was still in his 20s and said he was gonna go Google all the centuries of native history they skip straight past to teach you about 1733 in 8th grade but some people still think history is too critical? When it's even a sliver accurate

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

Everything they did to the original indigenous people is happening to historically Black neighborhoods bc settlers can't handle Atlanta alone but always try to take it once somebody else made it great

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

That article was extra bad bc instead of even addressing the housing chaos they keep referring to it as "pandemic disruptions" when what yall mean is the end of the eviction moratorium was like an Oklahoma Sooner level renter purge

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

Fuck whoever thinks "urbanism" just means shifting people into high rises bc "density" is an unequivocal good even tho AFRD had to start a task force to check apt roofs to make sure mfs not grilling fireworks up there. That's not a normal historical ATL prob. NOR ARE THE FLOODS FROM CLEAR CUTTING

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

It's just pattycake bullshit bc when I work from home to avoid going there I'm whatever insult you have today for "community" but if I have to drive to HQ I'm an asshole who's responsible for all MARTA probs bc I can't walk to Snellville w 3 gallons of butter

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

"Truly walkable urban grid" except yall mad at US every time a new biz brings its entire workforce they don't hire naan locals so we gotta drive to Snellvile to work and I'M THE BAD GUY FOR THAT?

E @27w50.bsky.social · 19h

"Authentic neighborhood character" except yall keep suggesting we bulldoze patments for "greenspace" that was destroyed to build another luxury brutalist crackerbox where the fire alarm goes off all day and night for a year