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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺

@2ratskissing.bsky.social

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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · Sep 14

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 7h

I don't understand how they make money when they get to the point where they're impossible to use without an adblocker

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 8h

Not the worst idea

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 15h

That's better 😊. I will refrain from giving your loved ones the plague

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 17h

Waiting for you to say you're not talking about me and love my messages 😡

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 17h

Sowwyyyyyyy 🥺

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

Getting on to my knees is below my dignity. I Akira slide, mouth agape, towards and away from dick. You will love to feel it if you are not too stupid to love me, beautiful, so send me a nude now before I move on from you if you ever want to be happy so I can see the smile I make you

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

need this

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

Cat mouth 🥴

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

I am ratataptapping at your window

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

weeeee!!!

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

*dips myself in siracha*

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

*rolls around and rubs it all over myself*

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

uppies

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

weeeeeeee!!!

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

OwO

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

squeak!

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

thank

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

h h hell yeah, the free exchange for door openings for arse

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

I would have slapped your butt on the way through to get something out of it for me

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

It's like a strata but instead of managing shared property it manages your own stuff for some reason, and I don't know about everyone else but my strata just takes my money to maintain the driveway which I don't even need because I have no care and is bullshit about shared property instead of this

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

This isn't something the government forces people to sign up for: Americans just come together and organise to contractually obligate their neighbours to water their lawn more or get put in prison

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

Insecurity: I wonder what can go wrong today
Depression: you should give up
ChatGPT: That's a great question! Things actually *can't* get better-- and here's why
2RatsKissing: buddy, I just got a boner thinking of my dentist at a family gathering and I really need some help to get rid of it 🥺👉👈

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

The Beatles could never produce Through the Fire and Flames, but DragonForce could have produced Yellow Submarine easily

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

ICE is woke!?!?!?

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 4d

They said ICE would go after criminals. They are arresting cops.

FOX 32
CHIC
A
ICE arrests
undocumented
immigrant serving as suburban Chicago police officer, DHS
says
By Nic Flosi
Published October 16, 2025 11:54am CDT
1 FOX 32 Chicago
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abc NEWS
ICE arrests Maine police officer, but his department claims DHS cleared him to serve
ICE claims the officer is in the U.S.
"unlawfully."
By Armando Garcia
July 31, 2025, 9:16 • 6 min
PM ET
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