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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
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Puss "Shrek" In Boots is shown romancing normal cats who walk on four legs and don't speak as well as human women. I think it's fine that he do either, but doing both is bestiality. As a midway point between beast and man he can choose, but once he links the two realms it becomes a sin.
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Puss "Shrek" In Boots is shown romancing normal cats who walk on four legs and don't speak as well as human women. I think it's fine that he do either, but doing both is bestiality. As a midway point between beast and man he can choose, but once he links the two realms it becomes a sin.
me an who?
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
me an who?
Don't my employers understand that my time would be more productively spent working on my novel, Princess Detective Janesaw: Horse Whisperer, by engaging with other media for inspiration by playing Morrowind?
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Don't my employers understand that my time would be more productively spent working on my novel, Princess Detective Janesaw: Horse Whisperer, by engaging with other media for inspiration by playing Morrowind?
this could be us if you even cared me even at all and wanted me to be happy one time even
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this could be us if you even cared me even at all and wanted me to be happy one time even
do not care for dark souls
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
do not care for dark souls
hmu if you want this
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
hmu if you want this
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"Make yourself comfortable. I'll put on a movie to help us get into the mood." I wink at you and hit the remote. A video of me being born fills the TV screen. I start breathing more heavily. "My mother was a beautiful woman, wasn't she?" I moan.
April 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
"Make yourself comfortable. I'll put on a movie to help us get into the mood." I wink at you and hit the remote. A video of me being born fills the TV screen. I start breathing more heavily. "My mother was a beautiful woman, wasn't she?" I moan.
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For every parent I gaslight into thinking there's something wrong with their baby being born without teeth, the dentist will reach around in my mouth for 2.5 minutes exactly. I am NOT allowed to suck their fingers again or the deal is OFF
May 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
For every parent I gaslight into thinking there's something wrong with their baby being born without teeth, the dentist will reach around in my mouth for 2.5 minutes exactly. I am NOT allowed to suck their fingers again or the deal is OFF
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Girls with fucked up fetishes are FLOCKING to ISIS and you get NOTHING 😂🫵 Your stupid girlfriend thinks it's weird calling men mummy 🤣🫵 She won't let you watch the video of yourself being born while you make love 🤭🫵
March 11, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Girls with fucked up fetishes are FLOCKING to ISIS and you get NOTHING 😂🫵 Your stupid girlfriend thinks it's weird calling men mummy 🤣🫵 She won't let you watch the video of yourself being born while you make love 🤭🫵
Delivering a baby like "Congratulations new mum, it's a boy. Let's just hope we didn't need these extra parts we had left over." and I'm holding half a load of cum
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Delivering a baby like "Congratulations new mum, it's a boy. Let's just hope we didn't need these extra parts we had left over." and I'm holding half a load of cum
Wait, if you're in the pilot's seat? And you're in the copilot's seat? Then who's birthing the baby!? *We all race to the maternity class section*
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Wait, if you're in the pilot's seat? And you're in the copilot's seat? Then who's birthing the baby!? *We all race to the maternity class section*
do you like my comic I drewed words on to?
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
do you like my comic I drewed words on to?
Car parked in own garage. Live alone. Drop key. Get on floor to grab it and see legs on other side of car. "HOLY SHIT MY CAR IS GROWING SIDE LEGS!" Go inside. Need a beer tto chill out
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Car parked in own garage. Live alone. Drop key. Get on floor to grab it and see legs on other side of car. "HOLY SHIT MY CAR IS GROWING SIDE LEGS!" Go inside. Need a beer tto chill out
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I amfinally going to sue Chuck E. Cheese. The idea of using a grinning rat to sell childrens pizzas was my idea first and foremost
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I’m always joking around or poking fun at somebody. But l I am also responsible for the economic success of my henchmen and their families
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m always joking around or poking fun at somebody. But l I am also responsible for the economic success of my henchmen and their families
We're at the government's unwanted baby dropoff point. "We're making the right decision" I say as I lick a tear from your cheek. "We just can't afford to take care of it ourselves." You nod and dump the bag of our shit in the dropoff. We cannot afford to have our toilet repaired.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We're at the government's unwanted baby dropoff point. "We're making the right decision" I say as I lick a tear from your cheek. "We just can't afford to take care of it ourselves." You nod and dump the bag of our shit in the dropoff. We cannot afford to have our toilet repaired.
I live my whole life by "The Three Fs" I developed for bath time with mummy: Focused, Filially Pious and above all Flaccid.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I live my whole life by "The Three Fs" I developed for bath time with mummy: Focused, Filially Pious and above all Flaccid.
You'll never understand the pain of having your ex girlfriend be the MILF from the local MILFs in your area popup that appears every time you illegally download movies...
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
You'll never understand the pain of having your ex girlfriend be the MILF from the local MILFs in your area popup that appears every time you illegally download movies...
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Just now the Holy Spirit descended upon me and whispered to my soul that someone will love me once I’ve made 15,000 posts
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Just now the Holy Spirit descended upon me and whispered to my soul that someone will love me once I’ve made 15,000 posts
If they asked me to do what big sis says instead of threatening me with rats (with a good time) they woulda got me easy
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
If they asked me to do what big sis says instead of threatening me with rats (with a good time) they woulda got me easy