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There are already more movies, books, songs and games than you can enjoy in a lifetime; the reason these things need AI to be created is that they are shit ideas.

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 12h

I can use AI to generate way better content than what people who use AI use it to generate, the computer is actually the most creative and human member of most of those partnerships

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 12h

OwO

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 12h

squeak!

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 13h

thank

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 18h

h h hell yeah, the free exchange for door openings for arse

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 18h

I would have slapped your butt on the way through to get something out of it for me

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 18h

It's like a strata but instead of managing shared property it manages your own stuff for some reason, and I don't know about everyone else but my strata just takes my money to maintain the driveway which I don't even need because I have no care and is bullshit about shared property instead of this

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 18h

This isn't something the government forces people to sign up for: Americans just come together and organise to contractually obligate their neighbours to water their lawn more or get put in prison

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

Insecurity: I wonder what can go wrong today
Depression: you should give up
ChatGPT: That's a great question! Things actually *can't* get better-- and here's why
2RatsKissing: buddy, I just got a boner thinking of my dentist at a family gathering and I really need some help to get rid of it 🥺👉👈

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

The Beatles could never produce Through the Fire and Flames, but DragonForce could have produced Yellow Submarine easily

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

😋

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

ICE is woke!?!?!?

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 2d

They said ICE would go after criminals. They are arresting cops.

FOX 32
CHIC
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ICE arrests
undocumented
immigrant serving as suburban Chicago police officer, DHS
says
By Nic Flosi
Published October 16, 2025 11:54am CDT
1 FOX 32 Chicago
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abc NEWS
ICE arrests Maine police officer, but his department claims DHS cleared him to serve
ICE claims the officer is in the U.S.
"unlawfully."
By Armando Garcia
July 31, 2025, 9:16 • 6 min
PM ET
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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2d

That stuff tastes great, as do all things with cinnamon, tho now that I'm going to be mass producing biscoff-flavoured stuff at my job I'm sure I'll be sick of it and agree with you soon

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 3d

I am sending you love ❤️❤️❤️

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

I love to think of being a rat who is with a girl!!!

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

Then they will let me ride on their large shoulders to buy me cheese and let me eat the cheese directly from their hand and cuddle me while we watch movies together

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4d

I need to warn them and then they will kiss me on the forehead as a thank you and call me a brave rat

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