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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
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Curious how the Emperor's New Clothes had a lot to say about the emperor being nude but nothing about whether he was cut or not
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Curious how the Emperor's New Clothes had a lot to say about the emperor being nude but nothing about whether he was cut or not
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
this is what it's like every day being a teeny tiny widdle rat or two rats who are having a widdle kiss
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
this is what it's like every day being a teeny tiny widdle rat or two rats who are having a widdle kiss
It takes real courage to forgive drugs for what they did to you and inject again
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It takes real courage to forgive drugs for what they did to you and inject again
we all know that one loser whose melee weapon scales with their dexterity 😂🫵
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
we all know that one loser whose melee weapon scales with their dexterity 😂🫵
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going hunting for again bigfoot tonight, wish me luck
April 15, 2024 at 6:26 AM
going hunting for again bigfoot tonight, wish me luck
Mothman is the ultimate evolutionary lifeform because he combines the ability to eat clothes of a moth with the sex appeal to get people to take their clothes off of a cryptid
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Mothman is the ultimate evolutionary lifeform because he combines the ability to eat clothes of a moth with the sex appeal to get people to take their clothes off of a cryptid
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Homicide detective finds my secret meth warehouse. "Hehe, see? No corpses here, just illegal meth. I gotta go now, I, uh,left my stove on."
I run to a nearby copse where the corpse is hidden. A narcotics detective is looking closely at the corpse. "Hehe, no drugs here, officer,just my murder victim"
I run to a nearby copse where the corpse is hidden. A narcotics detective is looking closely at the corpse. "Hehe, no drugs here, officer,just my murder victim"
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Homicide detective finds my secret meth warehouse. "Hehe, see? No corpses here, just illegal meth. I gotta go now, I, uh,left my stove on."
I run to a nearby copse where the corpse is hidden. A narcotics detective is looking closely at the corpse. "Hehe, no drugs here, officer,just my murder victim"
I run to a nearby copse where the corpse is hidden. A narcotics detective is looking closely at the corpse. "Hehe, no drugs here, officer,just my murder victim"
rat (half of me)
we know you're the rat, shit head, time to die (suddenly remembering i was supposed to make this look like an accident) haha nah i'm playin. this isn't even loaded. classic organized crime bit. gotcha! hey, wouldn't a nice hike in the mountains be so invigorating right now
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
rat (half of me)
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Mummy needs to dust your penis for fingerprints to make sure you haven't been holding it when you pee, baby
March 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Mummy needs to dust your penis for fingerprints to make sure you haven't been holding it when you pee, baby
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Every time you don't like one of my posts you are pointing a gun at my head and telling me to die like a dog
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Every time you don't like one of my posts you are pointing a gun at my head and telling me to die like a dog
what if they kissed tho?
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
what if they kissed tho?
Franchised public restroom chain with TV ads.
"Come on down to Crazy John's Shit and Pissery, where we have the cheapest johns in town. 60% off pissing, 80% off shitting, 90% of washing your hands with your choice of paper towel or air dryer!"
"Come on down to Crazy John's Shit and Pissery, where we have the cheapest johns in town. 60% off pissing, 80% off shitting, 90% of washing your hands with your choice of paper towel or air dryer!"
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Franchised public restroom chain with TV ads.
"Come on down to Crazy John's Shit and Pissery, where we have the cheapest johns in town. 60% off pissing, 80% off shitting, 90% of washing your hands with your choice of paper towel or air dryer!"
"Come on down to Crazy John's Shit and Pissery, where we have the cheapest johns in town. 60% off pissing, 80% off shitting, 90% of washing your hands with your choice of paper towel or air dryer!"
Through therapy and hardwork, I was able to overcome my paranoid tendencies and have become so helplessly naive that no amount evidence of people's malicious intentions could stop me from sending them my money and nudes
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Through therapy and hardwork, I was able to overcome my paranoid tendencies and have become so helplessly naive that no amount evidence of people's malicious intentions could stop me from sending them my money and nudes
these could be us if you liked me or cared me even at all
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
these could be us if you liked me or cared me even at all
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Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "the president of the United States of America should be ratatouilled, piloted by a rat"? Now it was ok for me to say it then, because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say it. I'm not actually saying it. It's kind of like a public service.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "the president of the United States of America should be ratatouilled, piloted by a rat"? Now it was ok for me to say it then, because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say it. I'm not actually saying it. It's kind of like a public service.
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I message you before our date "Scooby Doo themed blow job? For weed?" You recognise our favourite meme and laugh. When you get to my house in your slutty, slutty Fred outfit, I am holding a jar of peanut butter. "Oh... I was just... Making a sandwich" I meekishly tell you
June 20, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I message you before our date "Scooby Doo themed blow job? For weed?" You recognise our favourite meme and laugh. When you get to my house in your slutty, slutty Fred outfit, I am holding a jar of peanut butter. "Oh... I was just... Making a sandwich" I meekishly tell you
deeply upsetting that they took the SCPverse, which I love, and made this filth based on it where you fuck anime girls instead of filth where you fuck the monsters. guess im back to jorkin it over Weaponsmith Ornifex from Dark Souls 2
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
deeply upsetting that they took the SCPverse, which I love, and made this filth based on it where you fuck anime girls instead of filth where you fuck the monsters. guess im back to jorkin it over Weaponsmith Ornifex from Dark Souls 2