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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Sep 14

My grandpa (b. 1932) rarely remembers his dreams. But night before last, he dreamed he was watching them complete the Transcontinental Railroad—bringing the tracks from east and west together with a final golden spike. I think we can all agree this is a pretty rockin’ grandpa dream

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Dwayne Skyhawk @cheatlines.co · May 21

*facing the prospect of being one of the weakest and most cowardly members of a French Resistance type cell* can we smoke cigarettes

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 9h

It do be stirring to the human soul

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 9h

When I got in the car and turned on terrestrial radio, Boléro was playing. If you’re into getting messages from the Universe, increase your randomness. We are still in the age where it’s possible

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Ravel: Boléro – BBC Proms 2014

YouTube video by BBC

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 9h

tasmanian devil (c. 2019)

little dog (margot) running so fast she is levitating

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 9h

Isn‘t it funny how thought doesn’t do too much. I find it so funny all the time

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 10h

Good evening, Madam. Do you have a moment to talk about the tide of history

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 10h

It’s also so surreal to have been worrying about this shit for nigh on 10 years and to see it happening. I feel like the guy who gets crushed by the steamroller in Austin Powers. “Lol”

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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 3d

imagine being as much in your body
as a little galloping dog

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 4d

They’re coming out with a new even sexier number that I’m being told makes 69 look completely puerile

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 10h

Hahaha. Fuck

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10h

Ladies and gentlemen, after the bride and groom have their first dance to "Streets of Philadelphia", we will have a daddy-daughter dance with the bride and her father to "Streets of Philadelphia". Afterward, please join us on the dance floor for four hours of "Streets of Philadelphia".

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19h

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 11h

[making uncomfortable direct eye contact while i grind up on my houseplant]

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

Inside Llewyn Davis? can I, like...buy him dinner first?

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13h

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 11h

me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have

unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 11h

You!!! 😍

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 11h

Hi friend ilu 🎃

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 12h

(at ghost and ghoul happy hour) it’s alive o’clock somewhere

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 12h

aww looks like the beginning of a beautiful relationship with a highly normal man

A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 12h

Twin Peaks: Jerry Horne and party guest at The Great Northern.

Jerry Horne and party guest at The Great Northern. Twin Peaks S01E06 - Cooper’s Dreams.

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 13h

I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 14h

Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris

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